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A naked man of non-Japanese extraction has assailed the very moat of the Imperial Residence, driving back terrified Japanese police with either his nudity, or a series of rocks and other items he picked up.
Shoplifter Stripped
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Oct 3, 2008 10:13 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, China, Crime, Police, Rape, Shenzhen, Theft, Video Gallery
As you can see from the below video, stripped may be too strong a word to describe what this shoplifter underwent at the hands of security guards, being forced to expose herself to the camera and being lashed when she tarried in so doing, but her humiliation was evidently the same.
- kenshinflyer commented on April 17, 2011 20:39
This is short of saying, "Moar."... More
- Anonymous commented on April 15, 2011 19:37
im sure they didnt tape it but the next thing happened is simple gang rape and she cant refused not to be fucked or else she would be turn over im sure sex is the... More
Prime Ministerial hopeful Taro Aso, or “Rozen Aso”, hugely popular with the otaku constituency for his carefully cultivated Rozen Maiden obsession, was lent some unconventional “support” at a recent rally, by the cosplayer pictured above. His sign says “Cosplay Squad”.
A policeman (44), who hugged a lady friend whom he had just helped with moving her things, has been arrested for sexual assault, we hear.
- Anonymous commented on October 12, 2010 10:38
sexual cookies?... More
- Anonymous commented on October 12, 2010 10:37
Agreed. i have yet to find someone in the western otaku population who seriously wants to be japanese: They just love anime and their characters and sometimes imitate them, and they speak japanese so... or there... More
Police departments across Japan are reporting an increase in bizarre requests for police intervention, with prank or otherwise insincere requests for assistance now reaching some 7% (4,800) of the total calls made (69,400).
A selection is reproduced below:
- Anonymous commented on August 9, 2011 01:48
it seems japanese citizens are really getting dependant on the police, either that or the police are a bunch of pansies and should toughen up.....i mean ice cream?! really?... More
- Anonymous commented on February 6, 2011 21:22
((“I’ll give you $5 to go buy me some food, I’m starving!” However, there is a serious side to this, and this has tempered the police’s willingness to dismiss these deranged requests out of hand. In... More
Cosplay Cops on Patrol
- Categories: Manga, News
- Date: Jul 29, 2008 09:25 JST
- Tags: Cosplay, Crime, Marketing, Police, Shigeru Mizuki, Stab Alone Complex, Tottori
Police at Shigeru Mizuki Road, a Tottori tourist trap themed after esteemed mangaka Shigeru Mizuki’s works, have taken to cosplaying fairies in their efforts to patrol innocuously.
- Anonymous commented on September 13, 2009 09:56
Well, they already made a dorama about yaoi fangirl cops. Shit, that would be awesome. It's like Moe Lethal Weapon. No, Actually, they should cast in Tommy Lee Jones as the Sempai. And a black actor. Chris... More
- rozza commented on August 16, 2009 20:38
cool... More
Police in Akiba swooped upon another man wielding a knife in Akiba, but the knife in question was a small penknife, the man absolutely innocent, and the police unable to arrest the man, as they clearly hankered to do, as the blade was under the 5cm in length permitted to be carried by Japanese law.
- Anonymous commented on November 7, 2009 22:54
Guess pigs are the same everywhere you go.... More
- Lost commented on February 11, 2009 17:29
little much for just a pen knife isnt it? i mean dont hey have any real criminal to chase for 2 hrs? then again they get paid to haras him so i guess it works out... More
With the recent incidents, it seems the regular pedestrianisation of much of Akihabara is on its last legs. Police and area committees seem set to announce an urgent suspension of the policy shortly, with police expressing concerns over the possibility of copycat crimes, even though Mrs Wide Open is no longer a fixture in Akiba. However, shops too have been urging an end to the policy.
- aprilius20 commented on March 9, 2009 17:02
“There are absolutely loads of people who don’t even have the common sense not to eat and drink in the shop amongst the people who come here during the pedestrian times." ...what's wrong with eating/drinking in... More
- DrmChsr0 commented on June 11, 2008 19:02
Goodbye Akihabara.... More
Police seem to have aroused the interest of cats in this latest incident in Miyagi prefecture. See the incident in full below.
Cops Grab 93,000 Porno DVDs, Scores Arrested
- Categories: News, Tokyo
- Date: May 19, 2008 15:28 JST
- Tags: AV, Censorship, Crime, Kabukichou, Police, Shinjuku, Tokyo, Yakuza

43 proprietors and employees of 42 shops selling “obscene” DVDs in Shinjuku’s Kabukichou red light district have been arrested for peddling smut, Asahi reports. Police claim the arrests are unprecedented in number.
The heinous crimes they allegedly committed were for 12 of their number to sell 141 “obscene” adult DVDs worth ¥102,000 ($1,000), and for the rest to display with intent to sell AV DVDs and magazines inside their shops, which each had monthly earnings of some ¥5,000,000; small fry indeed. How bold these criminals have become to sell adult materials inside their adult shops in the middle of the red light district. Police also helped themselves to all the porn in sight, grabbing 93,000 adult articles, they say. Enough to keep the police busy for a while it seems.
The article, and police, are silent on just in what manner these DVDs were “obscene”, my guess would be they fell afoul of local government or had mosaic issues, as the numbers seem rather large for age issues, but it is at any rate clear that Japan’s ludicrous censorship regime has claimed yet more victims, not that many tears will be shed for a mob of Yakuza pawns.
Human Torch Ignited by Police
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: May 12, 2008 18:02 JST
- Tags: Crime, Nagoya, No Smoking, Police, Self Immolation

Mainichi reports that a man who doused himself in kerosene after police responded to a domestic altercation, and was subsequently taken into custody by police, was then offered a light for a cigarette; he caught fire, violently, and later died in hospital. The police were kind enough to provide both cigarettes and lighter. The various policemen involved, when asked about just how he caught fire, responded that they “weren’t looking”. Currently, the possibility that some ash from his spent cigarette got into his clothes is being investigated. Nagoya police will surely have to answer some interesting questions as a result of this.
The article drily remarks that the station was a no smoking area. The station chief also has this to add: “For him to come into the station without changing, and be permitted to smoke in a no smoking station, was inappropriate”.
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