
Square Enix have “temporarily” delayed the launch of the open beta test of the Final Fantasy XIV beta test at the last minute “due to fatal flaws,” disappointing many, including none other than top seiyuu Rie Tanaka.
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Square Enix has officially endorsed a PC capable of playing the upcoming Final Fantasy XIV, known for its relatively hefty system requirements – fortunately, the machine they recommend only costs a paltry ¥315,000 ($3,750).
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The potential evolution of the iPhone is explored in this image, along with the overweening ambition of Steve Jobs…
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The US Air Force is less than pleased with Sony for removing the PS3’s Linux support, although unlike most Sony critics it does actually use the OtherOS feature, in a supercomputing cluster of PS3s which it complains is now doomed by a lack of replacement units.
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A girl has been critically injured after the chair she was sitting on exploded, propelling sharp chair fragments into her rear with devastating consequences.
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The large, flat and invitingly blank surfaces of Apple’s iPad provide an ideal medium for itafication and Apple otaku have obligingly begun to provide examples of their handiwork:
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Official Windows 7 mascot Nanami Madobe has appeared in her own anime, exhorting people to build their own PC (naturally enough a boxy little Windows media centre PC).
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This rather spectacular Yui-fied VAIO X notebook PC recently took pride of place at an Akiba display of ita-gadgets.
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Cat lovers the world over, not least in Japan, have been entranced by the spectacle of a cat playing with Apple’s new iPad.
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Maniacal devotion to MMORPG powergaming is exemplified by this player of top asteroid mining simulator Eve Online – careful arrangement of his computers allows him to simultaneously control 12 accounts at once, an impressive if profoundly dubious feat.
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Watch as busty gravure idol Maiko Kikkawa charmingly bungles her way through the assembly of a PC – will MaiMai succeed even after dropping the CPU and knowing nothing whatsoever about computers?
Those who know the assembly process inside out will be thankful to know they can instead pass the time peering down her top…
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- Author: Artefact
- Categories: Anime, H, News
- Date: Feb 2, 2010 14:14 JST
- Tags: Asuka Langley, Dutch Wife, Mods, Onanism, Otaku, PC Hardware, Technology, Tenga


Those wondering how to realise their dubious dreams of an LCD Hime need look no further than this video, which provide a bilingual Engrish/Japanese guide to making a device (“onanism hole”) capable of simulating sex with Asuka.
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