Haruhi Pachislot “Has A New Song!”




A new pachislot machine for the revered Haruhi franchise has made its way to parlors (an unsurprising event considering its popuarity), introducing a brand new song sung by the anime’s charming girls and likely serving as an incentive to get obsessed otaku addicted to gambling and so finally delivering the coup de grace to their chances on the dating market.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 13, 2016 00:49

    Story of many, if not most series.... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 12, 2016 12:19

    Gambling is illegal in Japan. Pachinko is the Japanese form gambling. This is because of historical, monetary, and cultural reasons in Japan. You return the winnings for cash later. The same thing with Arcade... More




A new pachi-slot game has been announced for the highly acclaimed Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica, bound to generate even more revenue courtesy of uncontrollable gambling addicts and likely making some fans froth at the mouth in desperation for a new anime instead of yet deeper franchise abuse…

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  • Anonymous commented on August 7, 2016 12:18

    Being Pachislot is suffering... More

Umi Monogatari Music Video Stars Aya Uchida




A new animated music video featuring Marin of pachinko franchise Umi Monogatari and her newest idol song “Dive to Blue” has been released, boasting the usual motivational premise but this time starring revered seiyuu Aya Uchida (known for her role as Minami Kotori from Love Live!) as Marin.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 26, 2016 10:20

    No?... More

  • コマエダ・ナギト commented on July 25, 2016 01:07

    Is this the same Umi Monogatari from years ago...?... More

Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater Pachislot Emerges




The next entry into the highly cinematic stealth series that is Metal Gear Solid has taken the form of a pachislot machine, with its new PV showcasing the various CG sequences that will appear and no doubt causing non-gambling Metal Gear fans to lambast Konami for their “money-grubbing scheme”.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 6, 2016 10:18

    They fired him because he mismanaged The Phantom Pain's budget. Sure he did get dealt a bad hand for a while, but he is not without blame and a substantial amount as well, pretty close... More

  • Riiku commented on June 6, 2016 05:58

    Hit the lever! Hit the lever, Boss!... More

Code Geass Pachinko Machine Unveiled




Pachinko fiends have obtained another incentive to fuel their addictions by way of this new Code Geass R2 machine, featuring an overabundance of footage from the anime combined with the usual myriad of flashing lights that will no doubt send otaku-gamblers into a frenzy, in addition to draining their wallets.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 9, 2016 18:07

    This better not be the 10th anniversary celebration of the series. I want Goro to work on the R2 he wanted to make without the BS plot changes that he had to do.... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 2, 2016 19:29

    You can play a generic pachinko/slot machine while a trailer for an anime that you probably saw five or ten years ago plays in the background! If it had new animation and added bits of lore... More

Nisemonogatari Pachinko Machine Unveiled




Those with a penchant for both gambling and anime can now satisfy both their lusts thanks to the arrival of a Nisemonogatari-themed pachinko machine, the device naturally boasting a surplus of scenes from the series, despite looking like a naked attempt to cash-in on the franchise more often associated with truly moribund properties…

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  • Anonymous commented on January 23, 2016 01:49

    @Anon 11:10 And as a person who lives in Japan I can tell you that everything you just said is bullshit, why don't know follow your own advice and don't believe everything you read dumbass. Most of... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 22, 2016 18:01

    Its a Pachislo, not a Pachinko... More


Murderous death-row amusement park anime Deadman Wonderland has descended to pachinko, now fueling not only the habits of gambling addicts but the obsessive nature of otaku as well – though a 2nd season announcement might have proven to be far more compelling to fans.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 4, 2015 13:10

    *edit it's actually a slot... i prefer pachinko though.... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 4, 2015 13:09

    wtf is wrong with these people, have you ever played pachinko? I guess not since you're shit talking. That thing can't be stopped once you start playing on it, although it is pretty expensive, it's the... More

Persona 4: The Pachinko “Persona 4 Will Not Die!”




Esteemed Atlus RPG Persona 4 has received yet another hugely exciting spin-off game, albeit in the form least likely to be appreciated by fans as the title becomes the subject of a pachinko machine, looking sure to keep seedy gambling parlors doing a roaring trade for some time to come.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 22, 2015 05:04

    how sure are you that those didnt exist already... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 22, 2015 04:11

    Persona 5: The Phantom Thief Chronicles Persona 5: The Platinum Persona 5: Stealing shit all night Persona 5: We tuff guys... More

Haruhi’s Lost Memories – Found




KyoAni & Sankyo’s elaborate summer long Haruhi Hunting campaign, which called for fans to search for 707 animation frames hidden across Japan, has finally been completed – revealing in its entirely a CG animated PV featuring the cast playing one of the anime’s memorable songs, “Lost my music” from the “Live Alive” school matsuri episode, though so far only providing more enigmas in place of the announcement all had hoped for.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 15, 2014 07:00

    After shes sucked a few dicks to get the role.... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 14, 2014 22:29

    I know this anime because lucky star I like lucky star not love but to haruhi i must said "No" it's totally weird "Why everyone love it?" and it's silly their fans like has been... More

The Pachinko Game of Haruhi Suzumiya


What looks to be the last SOS of Haruhi Suzumiya has arrived, in the form of a full-on pachinko adaptation sure to induce despair and much protest amongst fans who still awaited a new anime in vain hope…

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  • Anonymous commented on August 3, 2014 20:58

    Glad she's being humiliated for once. Enjoy it Haruhi-chan you've earned it.... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 23, 2014 23:04

    Well, he said "notionally". Porn is also "notionally" illegal in Japan.... More

First New Haruhi in 4 Years = “Worst Possible News”


The remaining Haruhi fans have been less than delighted to find the “first new Haruhi imagery in 4 years,” coming from Kyoto Animation themselves, is in fact to be part of the PR campaign for a pachinko machine – not the glorious 3rd season return many were hoping for.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 3, 2014 08:16

    Prism Nana all over again? ffs... cut the crap. Make the fucking anime, dumbasses.... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 3, 2014 04:56

    Discovered she was a God, a totally useless god who be raped for LON, Kamitenshi, Bernkastel, Chakravatin, Ajimu, EGDemonbane, etc.... More


Madoka fans will be sure to lose their heads (or empty their wallets at any rate) over the announcement of a slot machine to be constructed in honour of popular mahou shoujo series Madoka Magica, with the machine itself to be unleashed onto the populace next month.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 19, 2013 16:50

    Mami's head better be one of the slots...... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 19, 2013 09:38

    ignored*... More

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