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Worm-Man’s Larval Train Rampage Finally Halted

Worm-Man’s Larval Train Rampage Finally Halted

A man who repeatedly scattered hundreds of insect larvae inside train carriages in order to observe the terror of female passengers has finally been arrested. He was found to be carrying nearly four thousand of the larvae at the time of his arrest.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 15, 2010 20:10

    You sir, are wasting perfectly good Bearded Dragon food!! xD That could have fed my lizard for months!... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 7, 2010 06:52

    How To Eat Fried Worms, coming to a theater near you!... More

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Men Give Schoolgirls Breast Implants after Reading Book

Men Give Schoolgirls Breast Implants after Reading Book

Two men who performed breast augmentation surgery on a variety of women, including a number of schoolgirls, despite possessing no medical training whatsoever and only having read a book on the subject, have been arrested.

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  • Jackie Kil commented on February 5, 2011 06:56

    My hubby has always said that he loves my droopy breasts, and I believe that he would not want for me to have implants. But I made the decision to get them because I was... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 26, 2010 16:58

    There are actually dick enlargements, y'know. However, you have to wait at least 6 months to take one off. And too big isn't good here either as it will hit the cervix 'n hurt.... More

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Schoolgirl Gamer Drags Cyclist 200m from Car in Terror Drive

Schoolgirl Gamer Drags Cyclist 200m from Car in Terror Drive

“I was confident after playing driving games at the arcade, so I wanted to try the real thing” – such is the legend offered by a schoolgirl (14), who, without any form of licence or training save what she had learnt at her local arcade, opted to try her hand at the real thing.

However, her first drive ended with her arrest for perpetrating a hit and run, and one man being dragged from her car hundreds of metres, suffering severe injuries as a result.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 13, 2012 21:54

    All she has to say is the the guy tried to rape her and she will be innocent and the guy dragged behind the car wil be put in jail .... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 27, 2011 03:37

    She probably could have gotten away with it if she said the boy's were using r@pe threats.... More

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Clannad After Story Photoshop Anime

Clannad After Story Photoshop Anime

An intrepid Clannad fan provides us with a comparison of some of the Photoshop scenes in the recent, and most popular, anime Clannad After Story.

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  • FunkMasterFlex3 commented on February 9, 2009 14:41

    Now I have to go and live there just so I can brag about it online.... More

  • Miroku74 commented on February 9, 2009 07:57

    Art imitating Life, instead of the reverse? I like it. :D... More

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Cosplay Vote Not Want

Taro Aso, or "Rozen Aso", hugely popular with the otaku constituency for his carefully cultivated Rozen Maiden obsession, was lent some unconventional "support" at a recent rally, by the cosplayer pictured above

Prime Ministerial hopeful Taro Aso, or “Rozen Aso”, hugely popular with the otaku constituency for his carefully cultivated Rozen Maiden obsession, was lent some unconventional “support” at a recent rally, by the cosplayer pictured above. His sign says “Cosplay Squad”.

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  • MaidNiac commented on February 18, 2009 23:32

    My bad, i mean "above her"..... More

  • MaidNiac commented on February 18, 2009 23:30

    And the guy above looks like light skinned version of Obama..... More

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Boys Love City Library Sexually Harasses Residents

Boys Love City Library Sexually Harasses Residents - My Lover is a Sweet Rabbit

A city library has faced harsh criticism for being packed with boys love/yaoi novels and manga, with the complainant demanding to know just how much the library has spent on its collection of homosexually themed erotica.

The library for its part reports nearly six thousand BL books, having spent nearly $40,000 amassing them.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 17, 2012 07:09

    because Bl is offending... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 12, 2010 12:06

    wow!! i wanna try going into that library.. how come they're so against BL when they approve of Yuri?? its so damn frustrating.. people have different preferences, just make sure that those that re reading... More

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Plamo Otaku Paid $42,000 to Model

Gundam Otaku Paid $42,000 to Model; No Pay for Walking Dog

A court has ordered the employer of a dead live-in janitor to pay ¥4,200,000 in overtime payments to him, for time he spent drinking and indulging in his plamo modelling hobbies. The company did at least get out of paying the other 36 million yen demanded.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 29, 2011 14:31

    You SHOULD be paid while you're on call, during this time you really aren't free to do anything that can't be put down to do whatever business they ask you to do. That means... More

  • Arokan commented on January 26, 2009 07:06

    Don't worry, i'm laughing enough for the two of us... More

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Girl Roaster Foiled

小女子 / kounago - "young lancefish"

A 23-year-old man who made repeated proclamations that he would roast and burn to death little girls on a board has been arrested, we hear.

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  • CS commented on January 22, 2009 17:03

    I think you guys missed the obvious 'eating out' jokes here.... More

  • ipood commented on October 20, 2008 04:52

    “I’ll go to an elementary school and roast to death little girls” Isn't this obviously a dark joke brought forth by the way of interpreting "kounago"?... More

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Mini-Pig Dumper Bust

Mini-pig dumper abandons hapless pig to Osaka - Oh the (in)humanity!

“Mini-pigs have such healthy appetites that I thought I might not be able to keep feeding it”. Such is the testimony of a 29-year-old man, who now faces court for cruelly abandoning his mini-pig to the wilds of Osaka. He apparently took the unsold pig of the hands of a local pet shop, but on his way home he had to take a break due to the weight of the pig, and setting down in a park he lost his confidence to keep the creature seeing it devour the park.

At least he opted not to eat the pint-sized porker – although at 40kg the pig might have made a lot of tonkatsu, and was eating its way to becoming an ample maxi-pig… Via Yomiuri.

  • haruthebum commented on October 15, 2008 22:28

    he could have gotten slops for free from local veggie markets after there produce goes bad.... poor pig... More

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Lady Stabber Strikes Three at Station

Lady Stabber Strikes Three at Osaka Station

In a bizarre crime of random violence, three women were cut by an as yet unapprehended female assailant at an Osaka station, in a crime with an ominous resonance with the Akihabara incident.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 1, 2011 14:12

    Left arm injuries are foiled attempts to stab the victim in the heart, so, definite attempted murder. Source: personal experience (getting stabbed, not stabbing people lol).... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 23, 2009 23:50

    That looks like a guy in a dress with a wig on... More

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Teacher Loses Finger to Pupil

Teacher Loses Finger to Pupil - illustration by Otaku Beam

A lady teacher who scolded some pupils not in class lost her index finger when one of the boys ran off, slamming the door on her finger and severing it. The boy was subsequently given a stern talking to for defingering the teacher, the local Board of Education tells us, saying “it wasn’t a deliberate effort on his part to injure her, but he should’ve realised an accident was likely; he’s been given an oral warning”.

There was however a happy side to the affair: the teacher was a PE teacher. Perhaps this explains the Board’s in this case justifiably lenient response.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 21, 2010 16:20

    No, the time limit can be longer, and th injuries more severe (explosion, burns). The important is that the bones are not severely damaged. I saw it by myself.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 21, 2010 11:25

    cuz these fatasses hated pe class thats why their here! lol... More

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$100 Fine for 20 Year Voyeur Teacher

Voyeur Teachers... Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei

A teacher who secretly filmed his female pupils changing using hidden cameras has finally brought to justice, having been fined the princely sum of ¥10,000, and been dismissed from his elementary school post, we are told.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 22, 2009 11:00

    And the teacher could have avoided all of that hassle if he had just shared his porn. Why are so many criminals stupid?... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 12, 2009 23:51

    Yeah, he would have probably gotten a heavier sentence if not incriminating himself, and this way he was able to get the blackmailer back in the process. Still, got away with it for 20 years...shit,... More

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