Goddess of 2ch: “A New Use for Condensed Milk…”

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This busty goddess of 2ch has discovered yet another unconventional use for condensed milk, resulting in an onanism session with something extra…

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  • Anonymous commented on December 16, 2015 23:28

    66666... More

  • 蓝蓝 commented on March 14, 2012 20:25

    GOOD~... More


Japanese Playboy “Unbelievably Creepy”

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The Japanese edition of Playboy has been attracting much derision and not a small amount of revulsion for the creepy otaku content carried in its latest edition, featuring a full spread of the most onanistically deviant antics ever concocted by the otaku mind.

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  • Zeta986 commented on March 10, 2012 22:28

    If fat people were doing like this i was expecting it was very funny... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 10, 2012 06:49

    Shouldn't they have put that in Playgirl?... More


Goddess of 2ch: “Soft, Pink & E Cup”

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A very soft and pink looking E cup exhibitionist has been amongst the latest to grace 2ch with her presence, leading to the usual furious and highly successful efforts to persuade her to undress fully, and even engage in a spot of onanism herself.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 18, 2016 01:16

    多大... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 26, 2015 04:48

    thanks... More


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Tokyo police have conducted major raids on “schoolgirl observation clubs” in the capital, arresting staff for violating labour laws and taking 32 schoolgirls into custody.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 26, 2012 12:16

    Sighs once again, the innocence befalls the shool girls.......... WAIT WHAT !??!?!?! they just get away scott-free for being greedy little that will do ANYTHING for money ??! holy fuck I'm assuming there's no law... More

  • Chen-04 commented on February 25, 2012 23:14

    I meant... the already destroyed power plants. They are still active. radioactive, you know? It's not like you could get any energy from them but that doesn't mean that they just magically stop.... More


Behold: The ONACOUNTER

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A technically inclined onanist has apparently developed a piece of software designed to exploit the notoriously advanced capabilities of the USB Onacon, capable of not only measuring speed, insertion time and other vital onanistic statistics, but even of uploading the results to Twitter so fellow onanists can compare their performance…

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  • Anonymous commented on February 15, 2012 01:35

    not in Japan, at any rate. I find that likeminded "otaku" abroad couple together to sire otalings.... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 14, 2012 08:37

    Our fapping will pull us through you fap there and i'll fap here FAP 'EM ALL!!! sorry, just had to finish it... More


Idol Otaku Inflict “Semen Handshake” on AKB48

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Scandalous allegations about what goes on at idol handshaking events are once again being made, this time describing the extremes of perversion some ultra-creepy otaku engage in at the expense of their beloved idols.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 12, 2015 03:33

    LOL it's a book?... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 7, 2013 07:42

    2nd pic is AKB but 1st pic with the alleged semen handshake is S/mileage, left to right Dawa, Yuuka and Kanyon. AKB handshake have bodyguards that double check the fans and give them hand sanitizers.... More


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“Goma-chan,” a slender and distinctly smooth goddess of 2ch, has been kind enough to share some of her more intimate moments with complete strangers, noting that although “I mostly just use my fingers” she also has access to a blue plastic companion, something she seems keen to demonstrate the use of…

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  • popjin commented on August 24, 2014 13:35

    yeah..... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 4, 2012 13:57

    17... More


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Virginal onanists are hailing the advent of the USB Onacon as a major step forward, with at least one reviewer praising it as “like having sex” and others noting that this brings them tantalisingly close to finally being able to lose their virginity to their PCs…

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  • Why you want to know commented on April 27, 2012 14:03

    slowpoke.jpeg here But this make my day lol.... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 11, 2012 07:19

    "Using it is certainly exciting. IT FEELS LIKE SEX" More like "it feels like how I always imagined having sex feels"... More


Behold the LoliTube

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Lolicon and Ro-Kyu-Bu! fans (if the two groups are indeed distinct) have been excited to note the arrival of a series of rather flagrant “LoliTube” onaholes based on characters bearing an uncanny resemblance to those of the greatest and only loli basketball anime to date.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 12, 2013 18:51

    love looking at and playnig with little girls nothing better... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 15, 2012 23:51

    Hey, anything worth doing is worth doing right.... More


36% of 16-19-Year-Old Boys “Sexless”

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Japanese statistics which suggest over a third of male youths and nearly two thirds of female youths have no interest in or an active dislike of sex have lately been exciting the concern of Japanese online.

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  • Sylar commented on December 24, 2011 04:00

    Yes they don't want too many "you-know-who" going around.... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 20, 2011 07:12

    I second this comment! 29 is ...so close... More


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Creepy otaku are rejoicing at the release of the USB ONACON, an electronic USB dutch wife being sold bundled together with eroge classic 3D Custom Girl, finally bringing the latest in onanistic technology to semen-stained PCs everywhere.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 4, 2013 03:08

    You know that if you remain virgin for 30 years, you become a wizard?... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 19, 2012 14:42

    8x better But 10x sadder... More


Goddess of 2ch “Hentai-chan”: “I Need More Sex Friends!”

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“Hentai-chan,” as she begs to be called, complains that she only has one sex friend and as a consequence seemingly can’t keep her hands off herself. Fortunately, she is only too happy to share the sight with collection of anonymous admirers.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 13, 2015 04:14

    are you on facebook or skype (?)... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 18, 2015 04:32

    If my girlfriend is her, I'm so happy I could die.... More


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