
This busty goddess of 2ch has discovered yet another unconventional use for condensed milk, resulting in an onanism session with something extra…
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- Author: Artefact
- Categories: Games, H, News
- Date: Mar 8, 2012 02:43 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Eroge, Guro, Magazines, Onanism, Otaku, PS3, Shueisha

The Japanese edition of Playboy has been attracting much derision and not a small amount of revulsion for the creepy otaku content carried in its latest edition, featuring a full spread of the most onanistically deviant antics ever concocted by the otaku mind.
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A very soft and pink looking E cup exhibitionist has been amongst the latest to grace 2ch with her presence, leading to the usual furious and highly successful efforts to persuade her to undress fully, and even engage in a spot of onanism herself.
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Tokyo police have conducted major raids on “schoolgirl observation clubs” in the capital, arresting staff for violating labour laws and taking 32 schoolgirls into custody.
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A technically inclined onanist has apparently developed a piece of software designed to exploit the notoriously advanced capabilities of the USB Onacon, capable of not only measuring speed, insertion time and other vital onanistic statistics, but even of uploading the results to Twitter so fellow onanists can compare their performance…
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- Author: Artefact
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Feb 3, 2012 18:17 JST
- Tags: AKB48, Bizarre, Crime, Idol, Marketing, Mental Illness, Onanism, Otaku, Prostitution


Scandalous allegations about what goes on at idol handshaking events are once again being made, this time describing the extremes of perversion some ultra-creepy otaku engage in at the expense of their beloved idols.
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“Goma-chan,” a slender and distinctly smooth goddess of 2ch, has been kind enough to share some of her more intimate moments with complete strangers, noting that although “I mostly just use my fingers” she also has access to a blue plastic companion, something she seems keen to demonstrate the use of…
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Virginal onanists are hailing the advent of the USB Onacon as a major step forward, with at least one reviewer praising it as “like having sex” and others noting that this brings them tantalisingly close to finally being able to lose their virginity to their PCs…
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- Author: Artefact
- Categories: Anime, H, News
- Date: Dec 4, 2011 01:38 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Doujinshi, Dutch Wife, Loli, Lolicon, Onanism, Parody, Ro-Kyu-Bu!

Lolicon and Ro-Kyu-Bu! fans (if the two groups are indeed distinct) have been excited to note the arrival of a series of rather flagrant “LoliTube” onaholes based on characters bearing an uncanny resemblance to those of the greatest and only loli basketball anime to date.
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Japanese statistics which suggest over a third of male youths and nearly two thirds of female youths have no interest in or an active dislike of sex have lately been exciting the concern of Japanese online.
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Creepy otaku are rejoicing at the release of the USB ONACON, an electronic USB dutch wife being sold bundled together with eroge classic 3D Custom Girl, finally bringing the latest in onanistic technology to semen-stained PCs everywhere.
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“Hentai-chan,” as she begs to be called, complains that she only has one sex friend and as a consequence seemingly can’t keep her hands off herself. Fortunately, she is only too happy to share the sight with collection of anonymous admirers.
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