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MikuMiku Negi Onanism

Author: Artefact
Categories: Anime Figures, H, News
Date: Sep 10, 2008 14:52 JST

Tags: Figma, Hatsune Miku, Negi, Onanism, Pantsu, Vocaloid

Hatsune Miku gets ecchi with some negi (leeks). Or maybe she just got it stuck in her pantsu. One of the pleasures of Figma is the sort of warped things you can have them do, and the massively anticipated and just released Figma Hatsune Miku is no exception. More negi action below.

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Anonymous commented on February 5, 2010 11:02
ya know, leeks are related to onions so.... Hey, babe, when you shake that thang, gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting!... More
TsundereWorks commented on June 18, 2009 12:16
LOL, I laughed so hard when I first saw this. I'm getting it. =] Have her stick the entire microphone pole into her pantsu next. LOL... More

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Dutch Wife Sparks Murder Manhunt

Author: Artefact
Categories: Japan, News
Date: Sep 4, 2008 23:18 JST

Tags: Crime, Dutch Wife, Murder, Onanism, Shizuoka

Police launched a major murder investigation after a corpse was sighted in the mountains, sending 15 police to the scene and mobilising a crack team of 30 investigators. The corpse turned out to be a forlorn Dutch wife (love doll), dumped in the mountains after outliving its usefulness.

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Anonymous commented on July 17, 2012 08:58
MY WIFE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~... More
Robocop commented on December 7, 2009 20:11
my ex wanted to buy one so we could have a 3way with it... needless to say she was a very fucked up individual which is why she is now my ex...... More

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Daughter Gives Onanistic Present for Father’s Day

Author: Artefact
Categories: Japan, News
Date: Jun 24, 2008 00:51 JST

Tags: Marketing, Onanism, Tenga

$Daughter Gives Onanistic Present for Father\'s Day - Tenga Dutch Wife/\$

A lucky (?) father appears to have received an unusual gift for Father’s Day, in the form of the deluxe Tenga set including every product in the expansive range of onanist accessories, given by his Tenga employee daughter.

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Anonymous commented on September 29, 2009 18:06
What a nice and considerable daughter!... More
none taken commented on August 20, 2009 17:01
Wow...really. I cannot imagine giving my dad such a gift. Maybe she had the hots for him. Ughh....... More

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Japanese Tenga Onanist World Champions

Author: Artefact
Categories: Japan, News
Date: May 29, 2008 04:55 JST

Tags: Dutch Wife, Marketing, Onanism, Records, San Francisco, Tenga

Japanese Onanist Tenga World Champions

Two Japanese men have delivered an apparently record breaking self stimulatory performance in San Francisco, in a carefully orchestrated piece of marketing for Tenga. Emblazoned proudly with the Tenga maxim “New Adult Concept”, on red jumpsuits, the intrepid duo of Norihiro Taneichi and Masanobu Sato displayed considerable endurance; Taneichi managed to perform for 8h 40m, although we are not told just how many times they achieved completion (a suspicious omission if ever there was one).

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Anonymous commented on July 19, 2011 00:49
OMG WTF THIS WORLD IS FOOMED! Second coming will not come.... More
Anonymous commented on August 24, 2010 16:01
I would never do this because frankly, shit gets raw.... More

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