Obama Sex Doll

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Forget your Barack Obama action figures, superheroes and towns; the real Presidentially inspired onanist would surely be better served by a device such as the one advertised here, offering a slightly realistic depiction of the great panacea President.

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  • tyciol commented on May 7, 2011 02:32

    I'd buy it.... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 24, 2011 11:43

    LOL I AGREE ABOUT THE BUSH ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... More


Kodomo no Jikan (Not) Extreme Loli Manga

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Volume 6 of loli manga Kodomo no Jikan has attracted much attention for its brazen loli manga content; loli fundoshi, mock fellatio, onanism, porn site browsing, the list goes on. Still, this is not an ero-manga, so it is all surely in the best possible taste?

You can see the extent of this good taste below:

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  • Bronxdragon commented on December 24, 2009 11:02

    Lolis these days....getting rather bold lately.....lol.... More

  • Violet commented on July 19, 2009 11:32

    *Nosebleed*... More


Tenga Ona-Holes On Sale Besides Eroge

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Displaying a shrewd insight into the habits of the eroge player, huge game specialty retailer AsoBit Game City is stocking its “adult” floor with the infamous Tenga Flip Hole onahole (artificial vagina).

Some of you might also remember Tora no Ana’s ero-manga lotion promotion early last December, another insightful marketing approach quite similar to this…

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  • Anonymous commented on June 19, 2010 21:27

    you asked this thing on a date?? O.o... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 25, 2009 13:28

    It also doesn't have "headaches" or hair that it needs to wash every time you want to ask it out on a date.... More


Brenda’s Eroge Debut

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“Brenda” here (or “this” as she is captioned) seems a rather unique character for an eroge; perhaps the start of a new genre? Probably not…

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  • Anonymous commented on May 11, 2010 06:21

    OMFG! When i saw the picture, i laughed so god damned hard. I already knew the whole story and i've never thought of putting a bloody blow up doll as a video game character. This... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 22, 2009 09:09

    lol, you'd beter buy the doll...... More


Onanism Idols Gallery

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This gallery is focused on the prospect of comely idols and amateurs, both engaged in a wide variety of self stimulatory acts which have come to be known in Japanese mainly as オナニー / onani, or onanism.

As you will recall, this term refers to the biblical Onan, who was struck dead by God for apparently wantonly spilling his seed outside of a woman.

Behold the onanists:

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  • Anonymous commented on August 30, 2011 02:05

    Who is the girl in first pic. Omgplease tell me!... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 21, 2011 02:43

    name of girl in first pic please (myspacebarisbroken)... More


ToraAna! “Taiga’s Pussy” Revealed

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One of the many interesting items to come out of the last Comiket was this doujin Aisaka Taiga ona-hole (dutch wife), advertised to be “Taiga’s Pussy“, certainly the focus of many an otaku’s private fantasy.

With the Comiket now over, many fellow otaku have been able to acquire one of these onanism devices and take photos of their newly acquired partners, allowing us to examine Taiga’s Pussy in greater detail:

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  • Actar commented on July 7, 2011 22:22

    I know I'm like two years late, but I want to ask... Is this a Toranoana exclusive? Cymbols: Badambush!... More

  • robert commented on July 14, 2010 00:00

    laid? whats that? we sancom viewers dont know what that is... More


2D vs 3D: Onanist’s Nightmare

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Beware of dutch wives bearing anime themed packaging and similar. In this case, the “ultra realistic 3D print 3rd generation air dolls” are as you see below:

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  • Giovi commented on November 17, 2010 03:06

    Oh come on! I know they can do better than that!! who would want get this? ...and uh how much for one?... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 11, 2010 17:39

    WTF IS THAT!!!, my ribs hurt...LOL... More


Onanism Eggs: Tenga Egg “How To” Video

Onanism Eggs: Tenga Egg

In a previous article regarding the latest product from Tenga (a purveyor of what are basically artificial vaginas), there was some confusion regarding how exactly the lucky owner of the “Tenga Egg” would use the product in order to reach onanistic bliss.

There has since been released what purports to be a ‘How To” video, which should serve to educate potential buyers on the proper use of the stylishly decorated eggs. Whether or not the video fulfills its purpose is perhaps not so clear…

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  • Anonymous commented on May 30, 2010 02:19

    Or would provide minutes of entertainment when coupled with squeezing your balls for stress-relief. =D... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 23, 2010 12:42

    THAT'S WHAT SHE S- *shot*... More


Tsun-Ero! Kagami Dutch Wife “Flog Pillow”

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Fans of Lucky Star have been blessed with the chance to purchase this dutch wife facsimile of beloved tsundere icon Kagami Hiiragi for the past few months. It may not be as new as some other recently announced onanist merchandise, but it is certainly worthy of a closer look…

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  • Anonymous commented on November 13, 2013 06:31

    This thing is a disgrace to Lucky Star and Kagami's name... not because it involves sexual acts, but because of how god damn ugly it is... not to mention who would want their girlfriend to... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 1, 2010 20:52

    wow what the fuck... More


ToraAna! Aisaka Taiga Dutch Wife

ToraAna! Aisaka Taiga Dutch Wife

Onanist fans of Toradora will surely rejoice at the news that a (strictly unauthorised) doujin Dutch wife, designed to simulate “Tiger’s Pussy”, that is to say Aisaka Taiga, will be released at the 75th Comiket.

The palmtop ona-hole will be titled とらアナ! / ToraAna! (“ana” means hole, in case you were wondering), and is produced by an avowed Dutch wife enthusiast, so its quality looks set to be high.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 6, 2009 04:20

    I wanna see how the thing looks like inflated... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 29, 2008 03:26

    I like how it is in Japan. You only get sued if you cross the line (as there have been a few cases where doujinshi artists were sued). Most of the time, no actions are... More


SOM: Eroge Dutch Wife Interface, Works with Cross Days

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Devoted onanists are greeting the latest innovation in Dutch wife technology with glee; the device, dubbed SOM, promises computer controlled mechanical stimulation synchronised with the events of eroge via a USB interface.

The first game to support it is none other than esteemed bug developer Overflow’s latest QC crisis: Cross Days.

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  • ShiraYuki619 commented on April 25, 2010 03:08

    should i by one?... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 18, 2010 22:09

    How many widths does the lady one come with? :D... More


Onanism Eggs: Tenga Egg

Onanism Eggs: Tenga Egg

“Male hygiene” product (Dutch wife/artificial vagina) manufacturer Tenga has unveiled its latest attempt to stop people recoiling in horror at the thought of having sex with a can (or “New Adult Concept” as they discretely put it): the Tenga Egg.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 24, 2009 13:50

    thats fukn hilarius thx 4 the laf lmao no sarcasm... More

  • lostjounin commented on December 19, 2008 15:33

    Hahaha, from your head down to your leeeeegsss...... More


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