4-Year-Old Boy Destroys Penis Watching Father’s Porn

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A 4-year-old boy who secretly began onanising to his father’s porn collection is set to have his penis amputated after it succumbed to catastrophic necrosis.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 27, 2015 16:16

    I really hope you are still together. A girl telling you how to masturbate, really gives you some great intimacy in the future.... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 22, 2013 18:09

    You are too young to be here! Get out!... More


Cattleya Vegetable Action

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The latest Queen’s Blade Blu-ray release has a curious scene in which “MILF” service character Cattleya is engaged in some decidedly erotic cooking action, complete with a variety of vegetables…

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  • Anonymous commented on May 25, 2013 18:07

    where can I watch it Cattleya Vegetable Action... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 10, 2013 07:21

    Hi there I am so excited I found your blog, I really found you by accident, while I was searching on Bing for something else, Regardless I am here now and would just like to... More


LCD HIME MKII

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Talented artist Alphonse supplies the schematics for what he calls “LCD HIME MKII,” a device which looks to be at the zenith, or possibly nadir, of onanism technology…

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  • Anonymous commented on December 18, 2011 13:39

    i just strap my ipod on to my flesh light and run woddle/jiggle app,o u o and tern off the lights... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 12, 2011 05:15

    He isn't?... More


Japan’s Sex Gap: 25% Now “Middle-Aged Virgins”

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“Middle-aged virgins,” men whose only sexual activity is onanism, are being highlighted as a major problem in Japanese society, with their numbers burgeoning even as youthful sexual activity increases, creating a “sexual bipolarisation.”

Some data indicates as many as 24.3% of males aged 30-35 are virgins, a statistic which seems to have been worsening, and these men are overwhelmingly poor, leading some to suggest female expectations play a role.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 1, 2014 18:37

    I make 160k a year but there are no attractive girls in my area. Just a bunch of ugly ass indian dudes. Sorry indian dudes.... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 11, 2013 20:41

    and like cellphones, such a technology will be cheaper in the long run...provided there will be resources of course...XD... More


Cruccu

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Cruccu is yet another highly talented yet chronically obscure illustrator, having a highly erotic portfolio which may be of particular interest to fans of onanism…

You can see a selection of his works below:

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  • Julian Becerra commented on March 10, 2015 04:36

    Ame al cerdo. Love de pig. LOL xD... More

  • paper-san commented on July 25, 2014 14:10

    hm,hm,hm. i like it.... More


Bakemonogatari Shafted

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Loli oppai anime Bakemonogatari is at it once again, with the latest episode offering the rather erotic OP scene visible above, and with more Shaft quality visible below…

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  • Anonymous commented on August 10, 2011 04:23

    You're retarded. Hella not overrated. There's a difference between "overrated," "being good," and simply "sucking." In order to be overrated, something has to SUCK, but have A LOT OF FANS. SUCKING means that something has to... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 30, 2010 21:42

    Actually there was a joke about this in Zan Sayonara Zetsubou-Sensei Bangaichi, in one of those 0,5 sec text flashes we have come to expect and love from SHAFT. "If you have time to mess around... More


Bayonetta Gets One-Handed Onanism Mode

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Not long before the release of sexy witch fighting game Bayonetta, maker Platinum Games has announced a special “very easy” mode which allows players to do most in-game fighting with but one hand.

With the “automatic” function, players need only press a few buttons to inflict damage on opponents, whilst lascivious witch Bayonetta jumps around and does all of the taxing business of playing the game.

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  • disgaea20 commented on August 29, 2009 17:21

    can't wait to play the game... More

  • hALOTOO commented on August 29, 2009 11:33

    DAT ASS (my new wallpaper) LAST PIC damn HOT... More


7% of Japanese Men Reject Onanism

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A survey of Japanese men’s masturbatory habits reveals that most appear possessed of a pathetic libido, with a shocking 7% refusing onanism entirely.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 12, 2012 20:09

    Everyday and Night :D... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 7, 2011 18:04

    Hours? Dude, im ready again after like 5 minutes, mostly less.... More


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A Saudi businessman has commissioned the creation of a $50,000 diamond encrusted gold “penis enlarger,” the most expensive ever produced.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 7, 2009 19:54

    It's not. It's a classical sultanate. NOT MEDIEVAL. Hur hur... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 11, 2009 06:33

    yuuyami no mikazuki from shinrabansho... More


Yuria 100 Shiki Anime Adaptation Confirmed?

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Android Dutch wife near ero-manga Yuria 100 Shiki, by talented ero-mangaka Nobuto Hagio, has had a mysterious adaptation confirmed, but the announcement is deliberately vague as to whether the title will be an anime or a live action production…

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  • Quinto Espada commented on August 5, 2009 11:35

    Alright... No we can see the infamous "Pfffftttt!!!" Animation of the guys in the series whenever some thing stupid/hilarious/outofthisworld happens! I can't wait! XD... More

  • コーロ commented on August 1, 2009 20:29

    ploxx... More


Dutch Wife for Dogs

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Even dogs now have amorous access to a plastic partner, with the release of “DoggieLoveDoll,” unsurprisingly a sex toy for dogs.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 11, 2010 21:55

    I lol'd... a lot.... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 9, 2010 06:28

    first time on the internet man? Zeta toys has been out for years... They specialize entirely in dildos modeled after animal parts.... More


MikuMiku Onanism

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“Master, I can’t stop!” Here Hatsune Miku is engaged in some rather erotically depicted onanism, complete with shimapan, though perhaps having forgotten her leeks…

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  • Anonymous commented on March 29, 2010 14:15

    I fap to this *points at pic*... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 4, 2010 23:26

    good!!!!... More


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