“Master-jiji” (83) Gives Schoolboys Onanism Classes

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An 83-year-old man has been arrested after he offered a group of schoolboys classes in the finer points of onanism. He had also apparently been offering impromptu instruction, by way of exposing himself to the school’s younger students, on a charitable basis for a number of years…

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  • LoliHat commented on February 15, 2009 04:02

    Score one for abstinance education...... More

  • Firetribe commented on February 15, 2009 02:21

    Trying showing them genitals that still function, crazy 85-year old farmer guy. *facepalm*... More


Schoolgirl Oppai $20 A Go

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A man (66), who hired a 14-year-old schoolgirl’s breasts out to fondle on numerous occasions, has been arrested for violating child welfare laws.

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  • Tyciol commented on May 9, 2009 19:09

    This is so lame, both laws against prostitution stuff and assumin this is bad for a child's welfare to get a massage.... More

  • radical anime fan commented on January 8, 2009 01:50

    Before I'll scream about it being just plain sick on the man's part, I think 2000 is a bit on the cheap side. Shoulda milked more out of him.... More


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A 79-year-old security guard has been arrested on the suspicion that he met a 16-year-old high-school girl through a keitai (mobile phone) dating site and arranged “improper” meetings at a local hotel in return for “several tens of thousand yen.”

Allegedly, the aged lolicon asked the schoolgirl “Is a 49-year-old ‘grampa’ OK?” before their meetings began.

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  • Zoner commented on August 8, 2014 23:24

    This story needs a picture of master roshi for a header... More

  • patyoss commented on February 11, 2011 10:53

    seriously he paid whats the problem here ?????... More


78-Year-Old FPS Otaku Akira Kitajima Speaks

78-Year-Old FPS Otaku Akira Kitajima Speaks

It seems it’s never too late to start gaming: 北島彰 / Akira Kitajima, or aki_tan, has been following first person shooters (itself a rare enough thing in Japan) since starting with Doom, when he was a 65-year-old stripling, and is now still playing at 78, as well as writing guides and updating his site.

He recently gave an interesting interview, translated for your information below:

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  • Anonymous commented on October 6, 2009 20:43

    haha, I know its an oldy but this article made my day :) thanks Arty <3... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 10, 2009 09:47

    He is a war veteran. Respect.... More


Man Invades Toilets to Check Schoolgirl Pregnancy

Man Invades Toilets to Check Schoolgirl Pregnancy

An 80-year-old man who groped a middle schooler in a public toilet to “see if she was pregnant” has been arrested, we hear.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 26, 2016 07:36

    Looks like Master Roshi was left unsupervised again.... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 13, 2009 00:04

    Yeah, If I live to be that old (not gonna happen) then I hope I'm that active. More successful though..... More


79-Year-Old Lady in Shibuya Stabbing Frenzy

79-Year-Old Lady’s Shibuya Stabbing Frenzy

An elderly lady (79) was arrested after randomly stabbing two female passersby, at Shibuya station in the heart of Tokyo, we hear.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 11, 2009 03:22

    kyon-kun denwa... More

  • Question Mark commented on January 1, 2009 21:21

    she couldnt have just pissed in public?... More


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