Japan’s 2nd Oldest Man Found to be Mummified Corpse

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The 111-year-old man recognised as Japan’s 2nd oldest is in fact a mummified corpse which died 30 years ago.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 11, 2011 04:07

    sounds like you plan on going to jail... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 3, 2010 20:58

    yeah there are a heaps of people i've heard doing it. its the new craze!!... More


Final Fantasy Party Vows Youthful Dynasty

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Japan’s newly formed “Tachiagare Nippon” party, formed from elderly LDP mavericks, has earned additional derision by proclaiming it is Japan’s “final fantasy” and will save Japan in a manner reminiscent of the games, although with the average age of the party a spritely 69.6, they do not compare altogether favourably to the average Final Fantasy party.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 23, 2012 03:03

    There is only one salvation for Nihon, the Bancho! All hail Nippon Bancho!... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 14, 2010 14:36

    Much like the holocaust. Do you think Israel would exist if not for it?... More


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Hikikomori asked what they would do if their parents, for most their only source of income, were to die overwhelmingly gave responses such as “commit suicide” or “starve to death.”

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  • Anonymous commented on December 4, 2013 05:05

    Yes, kill yourselves, fucking degenerates and parasites!... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 6, 2012 02:35

    Think about it. Many hikikomoris suffer from the feeling of despair, depression and worthlessness brought on by Japanese society's ideals that by every passing second are rising more and more into what we see as... More


Matataku

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Matataku, 瞬く, is an artist few will be familiar with, much to their detriment if they happen to like his idiosyncratic choice of subject matter and essential grasp of the importance of cats.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 27, 2014 03:38

    *you're... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 27, 2014 03:37

    greets from the future btw, lol... More


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A boy who slew his elderly grandmother and raped her corpse in a sordid act of incestuous necrophilia has had his application for clemency rejected.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 27, 2013 12:44

    we should kick him out like we should with justin pot hole... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 27, 2013 12:42

    aadd beastality to that who knows what he did to the dog after killing it.... More


Wii “Most Used by Little Boys & Old Women”

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The results of a market survey of Japanese Wii users seems to indicate the Wii is very much the console of little boys and older women, the two largest groupings.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 4, 2010 09:56

    where's the shota-molestin pic i was expectin when i clicked the link on the feed...... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 4, 2010 02:54

    women of age 35 are not old -_-... More


Regular Sex “Halves Heart Attacks”

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A study has found that regular sex may drastically reduce the risk of heart attacks in men.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 3, 2010 20:48

    I guess this means there's a big chance all the regulars at SanCom are gonna die of heart attacks lol. Hmmm, I guess I'll have to up the sex sessions with my GF then.... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 19, 2010 08:18

    Wow... I think this means my wife is trying to kill me.... More


“I Ran Over & Killed an Old Woman, My Car is Ruined!”

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A woman who displayed more concern over the state of her car than the elderly lady she fatally struck has attracted a storm of criticism.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 23, 2012 22:39

    one less ishihara voter taken care of, 29.something more to go.... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 28, 2012 14:51

    no fucking shit... More


DPJ’s Election Pledge: “We’ll Raise Taxes 15%!”

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The Democratic Party of Japan, Japan’s leftist opposition party, seems intent on continuing its long history as an opposition party, having announced that it will “solve” Japan’s impending economic collapse under the weight of an unrealistically generous pension system by raising income taxes for all Japanese by a staggering 15%.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 8, 2013 23:31

    COUGH~~ COUGH ~~ IRAQ...... DUH. I had a place for that 300 Billion dollars.. triti... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 8, 2013 23:26

    ?What does inimical mean anyway? STUPID ENGLISH~!... More


Lolicon Gets Off with Free Viagra

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A lolicon who for 30 years has had his way with innumerable children is receiving free Viagra in order to cure his impotence, courtesy of taxpayers, in spite of recently having avoided a prison sentence for fondling an 11-year-old-girl as he only poses a “relatively modest” risk of initiating further attacks.

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  • Gaston commented on December 13, 2014 08:15

    Maybe it's better. I mean, I wouldn't want any kid at all to have sex with a fucking 72-year-old guy. Especially not here in Germany .___.... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 26, 2013 16:09

    Consider the varying rate of development, and then the man's own (unknown) personal tastes. He could very likely hunt down his appealing favorites based on looks alone, putting his victims at a wide range of... More


13-Year-Old Mentally Disabled Lolita Seduces 71-Year-Old

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An elderly man arrested for sexually assaulting a schoolgirl protests that the mentally disabled girl in fact led him on like a precocious young Lolita.

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  • tyciol commented on November 22, 2010 06:24

    It's not as if handicapped are completely disabled, they are able to be sexy and seduce. People should not assume this guy is a liar. Of course, regardless of that, it is a good precaution for... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 1, 2010 11:13

    It depends on what region of Japan he was in. In some Japanese jurisdictions, the age of consent IS 13. What's rape isn't her age, the rape comes from the fact she was mentally ill.... More


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A lady has been arrested after having her schoolgirl daughter have sex with her own 71-year-old stepfather, who she forced to pay substantial sums for the privilege.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 5, 2011 08:22

    He got balls, the old man, but it ain't gonna pay... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 24, 2009 13:16

    May we be blessed with cash and lolis. Works both ways, bud.... More


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