
Tokyo’s crazy governor Shintaro Ishihara has announced he will stand for election for a fourth consecutive term, much to the delight of manga fans everywhere.
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Tokyo’s ruling rape novelist Shinataro Ishihara has apparently changed his mind about running for re-election, and is saying he may run for a fourth term after all.
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Tokyo’s governor Shintaro Ishihara has indicated that his next target is the Internet.
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In his latest work, Tokyo’s governor Shintaro Ishihara is complaining that as a consequence of the “Darkness of the Internet,” as well as too much emphasis on freedom and rights and not enough on duty and obligation Japan, has degraded into a nation where elementary school prostitutes amass hundreds of thousands of dollars in savings.
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Famed Ghibli director Hayao Miyazaki’s hatred of technology has lately taken on a distinctly survivalist tone – now he is fulminating about how modern technology is robbing the poor children of such crucial life skills such as fire-making and flint-knapping.
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Tokyo governor and manga ban proponent Shintaro Ishihara has been ranting about how young people today have no culture as a result of the pernicious influence of computers, TV and mobile phones.
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A man has been charged with the attempted murder of two policemen and a neighbour after attacking them with a katana, successfully hacking off one officer’s thumb.
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A man has been arrested for somehow persuading a schoolgirl passing by his house to have sex with him for the princely sum of ¥1,000.
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Authorities are hunting a foreign woman who revived an old lady whose heart had stopped.
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- Author: Artefact
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Sep 2, 2010 20:19 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Crime, Hokkaido, Loli, Lolicon, Old People, Prostitution, Relationships, Schoolgirls

A 77-year-old man has been arrested for having a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old schoolgirl which had allegedly lasted many years.
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As promised, Aya Hirano has laid her love life bare, and with the revelation that she “loves older men” and has apparently dated several at the same time, her remaining fans have either collapsed into sobbing wrecks or begun bitterly denouncing her as a strumpet on anonymous bulletin boards.
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Coming immediately after the case of a 117-year-old man who turned out to be a mummy, the 113-year-old woman supposed to be the oldest person in Tokyo has “disappeared,” with family claiming not to have met her for 25 years.
Many now suspect that much of Japan’s elderly population may in fact be alive in name only, and maintained by unscrupulous relatives for the purpose of making fraudulent pension claims.
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