
A couple are at death’s door after having decided to dine on fugu they caught and prepared themselves, liver and all.
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A judge has handed down jail sentences and fines to censors and pornographers after finding that the mosaics they applied to adult videos were “so thin the colour and shape of their genitals could be recognised” and that as a result they were guilty of “spreading wickedness throughout society.”
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- Author: Artefact
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Aug 31, 2011 11:48 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Crime, Law, Misandry, Nagoya, Old People, Police, Prostitution, Schoolgirls

An elderly man who was kind enough to report to police the wallet dropped by the prostitute he had just had sex with has been arrested after they discovered she lied to him about her age and was actually a schoolgirl.
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A schoolboy who sexually defiled the corpse of an elderly woman who had committed suicide has been arrested.
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A court has ordered the parents of a boy who accidentally kicked a ball into the street to pay nearly $200,000 in compensation after he, in the court’s view, caused the death of an 87-year-old motorcyclist who fell off his bike in an effort to avoid the ball, breaking his leg and later going senile only to die over a year later as a result of an infection stemming from a feeding accident.
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- Author: Artefact
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: May 19, 2011 00:44 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Chikan, Crime, Music, Old People, Rape, Tokyo, USA, Video Gallery

A 72-year-old American flutist has been arrested for lasciviously attempting to force a 19-year-old girl into learning to “play the flute” with him.
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Tokyo governor Shintaro Ishihara efforts to ruin the nation’s anime industry continue – this time the old man has stated that the quake induced cancellation of the industry’s events “served them right” for daring to complain about his constant attacks on their freedom of expression.
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A man living as a hikikomori hermit for the past 30 years has been arrested after it transpired he had hid his mother’s corpse for 3 years so he could use her pension to steal $80,000 to fund his plamo hobby.
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Tokyo’s 78-year-old governor Shintaro Ishihara is thought to have been re-elected for a fourth term by a large margin.
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Tokyo’s 78-year-old governor Shintaro Ishihara is at it again, calling the recent tsunami a “divine warning” whilst his cronies openly fantasise about him becoming the Prime Minister of Japan.
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Tokyo governor Shintaro Ishihara has apologised for saying earthquake victims deserved to be killed and made homeless as punishment for the sinful greed of the Japanese people.
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Tokyo’s reigning rape novelist Shintaro Ishihara has proclaimed the recent earthquake and tsunami are divine punishment (“tenbatsu”) for the sinful depravity the Japanese people now embody.
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