
Police have arrested an elderly man for the heinous crime of picking 7 cherries from a tree, charging him with theft in a crime so shocking it was reported in Japan’s major newspapers and on TV.
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- Author: Artefact
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Jun 16, 2012 00:12 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, China, Crime, Internet, Jiangsu, Old People, Prostitution, Rape, Schoolgirls

The story of a 16-year-old girl who “forced” an 85-year-old neighbour into paying her for sex for some 4 years has lately been causing much envy online.
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- Author: Artefact
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: May 30, 2012 06:35 JST
- Tags: Events, Marketing, Mass Media, Old People, Olympics, Politics, Sports, Statistics, Tokyo

Tokyo’s dear leader Shintaro Ishihara has accused his subjects of “having become a different race to the rest of the Japanese” after they angered him by refusing to display sufficient enthusiasm for his 2020 Olympic bid.
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Tokyo’s 79-year-old fuhrer Shintaro Ishihara’s latest rant against young people is to accuse of them of failing to have sex and produce more taxslaves due to worries about their small penises and propensity to premature ejaculation.
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An old man who lives naked and alone on a tropical Okinawa island, subsisting only off the natural bounty of his monthly care package, has lately been picked up by the international media – although Japanese have been rather less sympathetic, with some denouncing him as a mere hikikomori or homeless, or worse yet, a dirty NEET…
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What may very well be the world’s oldest fan of boob anime Queen’s Blade has been causing something of a stir online, amongst both Japanese and international otaku.
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Hatsune Miku’s crushing popularity has injured an old woman, when her Snow Miku statue collapsed on top of her for reasons unknown.
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Japan has discovered it has the unwelcome distinction of being the only G7 country in which the top cause of death for its young people is them killing themselves, with government statistics revealing suicide now accounts for over 50% of the deaths of men in their twenties and thirties.
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Police have arrested a stage full of strippers for stripping and a crowd of men for watching.
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After being introduced to the charms of Masako, above, even 2ch’s substantial contingent of JK worshippers has conceded that mature women can be exceedingly attractive indeed.
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Police are once again hunting a dangerous man for the crime of speaking to schoolgirls.
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- Author: Artefact
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Sep 29, 2011 16:54 JST
- Tags: Courts, Crime, Fukuoka, Lolicon, Old People, Rape, Schoolgirls, Teachers, USA

An English teacher who raped and molested scores of his pupils has appealed his conviction on the grounds that he only did it “for the sake of their education and character development.”
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