Super Mario Odyssey Nets CERO B Rating

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Bewilderment has spread across the internet over the reveal of Super Mario Odyssey‘s Japanese rating, with the consistently family-friendly franchise managing to obtain a Cero B rating (ages 12 and up) rather than the usual Cero A (for everyone) and causing many to begin theorizing as to what plumbing of the depths of depravity could have possibly brought on this change.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 23, 2017 02:36

    I wonder if it is worth making some more porn parodies of Nintendo's games - with the aim of selling them to the Nintendo.... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 23, 2017 01:14

    Imagine the rating if the same game had princess in bikini, or better yet - without top and with nipples.... More


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A secret has been discovered to be laying dormant within the fast-selling Nintendo Switch, revealed to be an emulator containing the old Nintendo game “Golf” – though perhaps the more shocking revelation may be the fact that users must imitate Satoru Iwata’s notable hand gesture in order to gain access to it.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 22, 2017 12:26

    made the gesture for 15 min till I realized I hadn't set the clock to 07/11 fuck this shit... More

  • MARl0 commented on September 22, 2017 08:56

    This got me right in the feels. ;_;... More


Dragon Quest XI “More Party Members For Switch!?”

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A recent questionnaire concerning Dragon Quest XI has been unveiled by Square Enix, with one particular question causing fans to rabidly theorize that the most popular characters chosen may end up becoming playable for the upcoming Nintendo Switch version of the RPG.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 21, 2017 01:24

    buy second router change port/IP/DNS ????? Profit... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 18, 2017 22:00

    I'll take Slime monsters with Mario hats.... More


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Western Phantasy Star Online 2 fanboys have found another reason to complain about the MMORPG’s nonexistence in the west as it has been announced that the game will be heading to the Switch (but only for Japan), perhaps proving that Sega has completely given up on the western market.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 17, 2017 01:48

    Because real females who aren't obese as fuck actually enjoy being sexy and feminine.... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 17, 2017 01:47

    JP friends agree that the primary reason PSO2 isn't going to the West is very likely because of SJWs bitching about all the sexy outfits. They don't want to deal with that bullshit. Go to any... More


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A curious coder sifting through the Nintendo Switch’s source code has happened upon lines of data mentioning a “VR Mode”, possibly indicating that the frequently sold-out console may soon be implementing support for VR devices, an addition that will surely be welcomed by Switch owners.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 4, 2017 17:44

    Reddit told him.... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 4, 2017 17:43

    180p.... More


Nintendo Switch Portability “Barely Used”

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The Nintendo Switch’s portability is apparently largely wasted on the overwhelming majority of buyers, with Nintendo’s own survey results demonstrating as much.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 24, 2017 01:20

    Mobile games are complete and utter shit while gameboy games were actually better than the competition despite the inferior graphics. Lynx and gamegear both sucked balls.... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 23, 2017 05:22

    Thievery. It brings the races together.... More


Nintendo Switch Patent Battle: “Suspend All Sales!”

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Third-party hardware developer Wikipad Inc. (now known as Gamevice) are suing Nintendo over the detachable controller design of the Nintendo Switch as it supposedly infringes on their patent, with many suspecting the move to be pure opportunism as it took 5 months since the console’s launch for the lawsuit to emerge.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 17, 2017 12:01

    Pretty sure that I've seen these sort of tablet attachments BEFORE Nintendo Switch was ever even announced.... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 15, 2017 13:54

    You got all the fanbois down, except PC. Know a better source of parts suppliers and you will not have the same problem. A better example would be for PC fanboys justifying gaming linux, or how... More


SJWs to Mario: “You Have To Go Back…”

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Nintendo have seemingly responded to backlash against the Mexican outfit present in Super Mario Odyssey, as the newly updated boxart for the game has had the image depicting Mario dressed in the outfit removed.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 1, 2017 07:42

    Don't get your panties in a twist phaggot. I 'm one of the people who twitted nintendo about mario being racist and I only did it to make the left look bad and make people... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 10, 2017 12:55

    Wearing costumes now = being racist.... More


Breath of the Wild Co-Op Mod Emerges

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Diehard fans of the fastest selling Zelda title of all time (Breath of the Wild) have announced that they are modding in a Co-Op mode, sure to be the perfect game to play alongside a friend due to its open-world qualities whilst implementing an idea that Nintendo should have thought up in the first place.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 3, 2017 10:45

    Oh yeah, the sprites are the problem. Not the fact that multiplayer is being shoehorned into something it's at odds with. Brilliant fucking argument, twat.... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 31, 2017 14:38

    Check out the Mario 64 co-op mod and the Mario 64 Maker mod. Good stuff.... More


Splatoon 2 Sales Top 671,000 in 3 Days

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The overwhelmingly rabid desire for Splatoon 2 in Japan has caused the sequel to sell over 671,000 units in a mere 3 days (excluding digital sales via the Nintendo eShop), easily trumping Breath of the Wild which only managed about 193,000 (a pitiful amount compared to the west).

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  • Anonymous commented on August 8, 2017 14:47

    Squid lolis. It's pure fetish fapping material for Japan.... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 31, 2017 15:38

    yes... More


Splatoon 2 Launch Day Queue Chaos

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If the sheer popularity (or perhaps scarcity) of the Nintendo Switch is any indication, the launch day for Splatoon 2 has unsurprisingly been met with an equally mind-blowing amount of lengthy queues at various outlets across Akihabara, most of which were forced to create lotteries due to possessing an insufficient quantity of the highly coveted Splatoon 2 + Nintendo Switch bundle.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 25, 2017 00:32

    If you bothered to look at the pictures there is no splatoon 2 game. Its either splat 2 switch bundle, a neon switch or regular switch. All those people are there trying to get their... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 25, 2017 00:30

    Im pretty sure those massive lines are probably to get the switch not necessarily to get the splatoon game. Splatoon 2 has horrible gyro controls... More


Nintendo Switch ROMs Out – “Crack Imminent!?”

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Hardcore homebrew site GBATemp has revealed that the first ROMs for the Nintendo Switch are available, astonishing many as to how quick it was this time around – although they currently cannot be played on a Switch and no emulator exists either.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 25, 2017 00:35

    Remember how fast the wii u was hacked? But how long did it take to hsck the 3ds... buy a 2nd switch and never upgrade it... More

  • Ishmon16 commented on July 22, 2017 21:48

    It was only a matter a time.... More


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