The hard workers of Voppai have made a rather genius breakthrough in otaku technology, featuring the “talking oppai mouse pad” which responds when its breasts are being fondled, and looks bound to ensure that otaku will never leave the house again.
The mountains of goodies accompanying Dead or Alive Xtreme 3’s collector editions have left buyers speechless at their level of sexiness, bound to give obsessive collectors even more motivation to purchasing all versions of the game, if not solely for the DLC swimsuits.
Quality hentai producer Pink Pineapple has been causing an clamor amongst sore-wristed otaku with its newest oppai mouse pad, claiming that it accurately depicts actual “life-sized” breasts in aspects of both proportion and sensation.
- Anonymous commented on January 12, 2016 19:46
Ehm, I must disagree with your loli statement. Lolicon worship them like goddess whereas pedophile sexually assault them. There's differences! All hail to LOLI!... More
- Anonymous commented on May 8, 2014 02:54
they were supported by mjoriginals... so i guess its the real shit, question is, when will we be able to know if they are launching a second edition of this epic thing??... More
Any doubt about To Love-Ru’s popularity in the wake of its recent censorship debacle was erased by the huge crowds it managed to draw in Akihabara with only the promise of a free (and rather plain) mouse mat and a trio of cosplay maidens – according to one witness the queues “were even longer than the ones at the Wii U launch.”
- HouseLife commented on July 11, 2012 06:43
You're not a fan because you haven't tried them before. I'm not kidding, I can't even begin to tell you how many conversations happened almost exactly the same way when many people (myself included)... More
- Takumi commented on July 10, 2012 06:18
last pic - 100% meat... More
JAST USA has unveiled the deluxe collector’s edition of School Days HQ, featuring the English edition of the top anime eroge in completely uncensored high quality form, along with additional scenes and two exclusive items designed by Junji Goto (most notably an oppai mouse pad to provide some sure to be necessary wrist rest).
The “thinkopad,” a 3D mouse pad allowing users to rest their wrists on the scrotum and testes of a crossdressing bunnyboy, has lately been exercising the disgust and opprobrium (and in some cases, naturally, the desire) of Japanese online, being quite out there even by the standards of Akihabara and 3D mouse pads.
Oretachi ni Tsubasa wa Nai has been quietly turning itself into an oppai mouse pad marketing anime (which is perhaps for the best), with those of heroines Hiyoko Tamaizumi, Naru Ohtori or Asuka Watarai now available to those looking for something soft to rest their wrists on.
From Tiger and Bunny comes this special oshiri mouse pad featuring Kotetsu T. Kaburagi in a quite compromising position, and sure to be appreciated by women (and doubtless some men) as a comfortable place to rest their wrists.
- Anonymous commented on March 28, 2014 03:39
if you make something like this, you should absolutely not use the schoolgirl mould for the silicone pillow.... More
- Anonymous commented on May 17, 2012 04:04
Eh she's right, what's more weird, is being a girl with no penis, how can this shit appeal to us? it's not like you have a dick that you'll anally rape that guy with and... More
Seikon no Qwaser‘s Katja is receiving an oppai mouse pad for her fans to rest their free wrists on, presumably the nearest they will ever come to laying hands on Aya Hirano’s bust short of learning to play the guitar, and also just the right size…
- MrParadox commented on August 9, 2011 02:46
Haha might get myself one of these someday XD too good!... More
- Anonymous commented on August 9, 2011 01:03
ok this was not a good idea.... One she's a child two, because she is child she has no chest three, this would only appeal to a lolicon Why dont people just use a regular cushioned mouse pad?... More
Oppai mouse pads are now old hat – breast-based mouse technology has apparently now moved on to the full-on “oppai mouse,” now available in seedier Akihabara stores:
The American Xbox 360 release of Record of Agarest War (or Agarest Senki) has attracted note for its canny and distinctly Japanese marketing: the limited edition comes with an oppai mousepad, sexy “dakimakura” cover (actually the dimensions are those of a standard pillow), and the OST.
- Anonymous commented on February 2, 2010 15:29
Modern Warfare 2 Naughty Limited Edition replaces the airport civilian massacre into an interactive h-scene with action button and cursor-fire buttons to do "specific" things. Also adds significant portion of female characters to the storyline, and... More
- s0mething commented on January 30, 2010 10:27
Definitely getting this.... More
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