


Poor Asuna’s time has come – though between her lengthy molestation at the hands of the creepy faery king and the huge and highly emphasised cleavage on display fans report difficulty concentrating on the rest of the contents of the 17th episode – and her competition now barely gets a look in.
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Sword Art Online may have ended to much controversy, but the Asuna-inhabited fairy world of Alfheim Online which supplants it has proved an immediate hit, with all manner of cute fairy action laid on in abundance, even as with Kirito wastes no time in returning to his cheating ways…
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Internet denizens in China and beyond have been marvelling at some of the more extreme scenes of chaos and confusion which abound at the nation’s profusion of Internet cafes, already notorious for everything from sexy girls to scenes of non-virtual death and destruction.
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Sword Art Online may have ended, but the anime has not – facing instead a temporary relocation to the real world – and more fickle fans have already begun dumping comatose Asuna in droves, in favour of the busty little imouto Kirito has taken to sleeping with…
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Square Enix’s efforts to resurrect Final Fantasy XIV with its Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn relaunch and PS3 port continue to secure it much praise, with many now willing to concede that the game – graphically at least – shows some rather impressive improvements.
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Sword Art Online fans have been angrily condemning the game’s finale as “idiotic,” “a total farce,”and “making no sense whatsoever” – none of which is helped by the fact the series is only half finished, with the “Fairy Dance” arc continuing events next week.
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Even thrilling boss battles have had to play second fiddle to Kirito and Asuna’s seemingly interminable bedtime antics in the penultimate outing of Sword Art Online, seemingly one of the most closely followed titles of the season as the unfortunate cast prepares to finally find out how ugly and/or male they all are in real life…
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With everything from another tragic demise and excessively cute girls to sneaky bots and some rather egregious cheating, Sword Art Online’s 12 outing is once again proving it has everything any anime or MMORPG fan could possibly want, and is continues to enjoy sky-high popularity as a result…
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Scenes of Asuna riding her new husband hard have been inflaming the passions of Sword Art Online fans, although virtually an entire episode given over to their adorable flirting seems to have been too much for many to bear…
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True to form, Sword Art Online has finally begun to feature those two great staples of the full MMORPG experience – virtual marriage and cyber-sex – causing its fans to experience virtual ecstasy almost on par with that of Kirito…
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Police have announced charges of criminal copyright infringement against the admin and players of an unauthorised Aion: The Tower of Eternity server, marking Japan’s first ever prosecution of an emulated MMORPG server.
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Sword Art Online’s many fans continue to acclaim it the best thing since Tera Online, boasting as it does both action and cool and sexy protagonists in the form of Kirito and Asuna…
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