
A family which is so obese that they cannot work has convinced the government to pay them the equivalent of a substantial salary in benefits; not satisfied, they demand even more, saying “We deserve more”, and claiming that “All that healthy food is too expensive.”
The Chawner family claims £22,500 ($33,000, or $45,000 prior to the UK’s recent economic collapse) annually in benefits, having lived off state handouts without working for 11 years.
Still, even this is not enough and they demand more:
“What we get barely covers the bills and puts food on the table. It’s not our fault we can’t work. We deserve more.”
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A man took a pair of scissors and snipped off his own member after a falling out with his girlfriend. As he attempted to preserve it for posterity, doctors later managed to sew it back on.
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A lady whose breasts provide such an abundance of milk that she can not only feed her family but actually bathe her daughter in the secretion on a daily basis has recently come to light.
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A mother and father who denied permission for their one-year-old boy to receive a life-saving blood transfusion were stripped of parental authority by courts on the same day, saving the life of the infant.
They cited religious reasons for endangering the life of the boy; speculation centres on them being Jehovah’s Witnesses.
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A woman with a gigantic tumour growing from her thigh, two metres long and weighing over a hundred kilos, is unable to move from her bed even as the tumour slowly rots and festers.
The woman (48) began feeling a pain in her left leg, which grew to become a gigantic sarcoma, now so large as to preclude movement and requiring her to eat several times her normal diet to fuel its inexorable growth.
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A boy born with two penises has been subjected to lengthy and complex surgery in order to ensure he does not exceed his allotted amount of manhood.
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Police have come under fire after it emerged they stopped a schoolboy for interrogation, as he was wearing a dark veil, and then asked him if he was a member of the Taliban, the former Islamist rulers of Afghanistan, adding insult to injury.
His veil was in fact due to being afflicted by porphyria, an illness rendering the skin highly susceptible to the sun.
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An interesting article comes our way detailing how stress may effect the size and growth of a woman’s breasts.
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A 13-year-old girl scored and impressive, if unintentional, almost literal bullseye on her schoolmate, an 11-year-old boy, in a spot of recent archery practice. Miraculously, the boy survived the arrow burying itself deep into his brain and destroying his eye.
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Two men who performed breast augmentation surgery on a variety of women, including a number of schoolgirls, despite possessing no medical training whatsoever and only having read a book on the subject, have been arrested.
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A man who feels his penis is so small that it qualifies him as disabled is attempting to secure government recognition of the status.
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This unfortunate twelve-year-old girl’s disfiguring affliction, caused by a tumourous growth in what was once her nose, surely ranks as one of the more grotesquely comical afflictions to come out of China in recent years.
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