
A lady had an orgasm so intense that she vaginally trapped her husband’s penis inside her for over two hours, causing the pair to be hospitalised and nearly costing the husband his manhood.
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In a preview of what may be to come in Japan, Australia now claims a female population in which 40 percent wear a bra size DD or larger.
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A friendship between two men turned to tragedy when one bit off and swallowed the penis of the other, resulting in likely loss of liberty for one and the unrecoverable loss of manhood for the other.
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A recent sexological survey of Japanese women reveals just what they want in terms of a man’s penis; hardness trumps length and girth by a considerable margin.
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Gravure idol Nina Minami would not mind treating you, and surely you won’t mind being treated by her either…
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In a novel approach to sperm provision, the Tokyo Sperm Bank operates a service exclusively using sperm delivered “through sex”, proclaiming a 74% conception success rate.
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The worsening economic conditions in China have seemingly forced many new college graduates and the recently sacked to turn to plastic surgery to gain an edge in the increasingly competitive job market.
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A man suffered critical injuries to his manhood after his girlfriend sabotaged his favorite Dutch wife, stuffing it full of sharp glass wool; when he engaged in a session of onanism, he inserted himself into the lacerating confines of the trapped ona-hole with disastrous results.
The penile punishment was apparently in revenge for his infidelity.
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Stem cell therapy now offers the prospect of “naturally” enlarged breasts, free of surgical implants.
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Reportedly, the Shanghai Sperm Bank is offering white coated young ladies to assist able bodied men in the donation of their sperm.
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A man has died after a Wii Fit session went terribly awry; during his jogging session on the game, he collapsed and promptly died.
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A gang of schoolboys nursing a grudge against their teacher, who was six months pregnant, organised a “Miscarriage Club” in which they conspired to kill her unborn child; they mixed chemicals into her food and attempted to cause her to suffer dangerous falls.
The teacher and her unborn infant escaped harm.
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