Nintendo “Send Mario An Email!”




Nintendo has begun using the internet to their advantage for once instead of constantly forbidding people from uploading videos of their games to it, appealing to their younger demographic by asking them to send emails to Mario – with the address likely to be heavily spammed by the Internet’s abundance of trolls.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 23, 2017 21:03

    I think signing it up to every spam list known to the internet is a more valuable use of our time.... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 23, 2017 20:01

    Dear Mario, Are Italians white? Please post nipples to confirm.... More

New Mario Bros Hollywood Movie Rumored


The widely praised Mario franchise may once again become the victim of Hollywood as Nintendo are currently in talks about the production of a new movie, with the poor plumber looking likely to be humiliated twice in one lifetime.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 20, 2017 07:56

    My Dad took me to see it way back when. It meant a lot because we had to go way out of town. I actually did enjoy parts of the movie. If... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 17, 2017 10:23

    Nintendo's trying to delete everything to do with that live action Zelda on Netflix while highlighting that they'll almost certainly block it from being shown at all costs. They know how much they can't fuck up... More

Super Mario Odyssey Secrets: “Well Played Nintendo”




As indicated by raving reviews, fans have been greatly enjoying the recently released Super Mario Odyssey, though more adventurous players constantly looking for ways to either “break the game” or bypass challenges have discovered that Nintendo actually encourages and rewards such behavior.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 5, 2017 12:07

    Sounds like the waterfall safe room from Banjo-Kazooie. Some people thought it was a save-game importer or a tool for backwards compatibility. Probably just leftover parts that didn't get cleaned up too...... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 5, 2017 11:39

    there were some plans for a map there but in the end got canned and the devs forgot to delete it.... More

NMB48’s Ishizuka Akari “Now Does Lets Play Videos”




Japan’s highly celebrated idols have now begun dabbling in the atrocious art of “lets playing”, a predictable turn of events considering the idol industry’s predatory hold on otaku culture.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 3, 2017 02:58

    @08:46 Felix is right-wing though. He's a million miles away from those SJW faggots. He's friendly with people like Prison planet on twitter.... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 3, 2017 01:37

    Alice Juban have been doing it for ageas. And I dunno, at least the Idol industry haven't got loot boxes yet.... More

Super Mario Odyssey Sales Hit 2 Million in 3 Days


The next big Mario game, Super Mario Odyssey, has at last been unleashed on the depressingly faulty but at least now universally available Nintendo Switch, with the title’s overwhelming success proving none too shocking since Mario is such a well-known and popular mascot.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 4, 2017 14:08

    mario odyssey is shit and cappy is crappy. the fans have been starved since the failure of wii-u and that had no real mario game. so its a no-brainer it is selling. and the sad attempt... More

  • MARl0 commented on November 2, 2017 11:01

    The game is absolutely fantastic. Easily giving Breath of the Wild a run for its money in the game of the year race.... More

Top 10 Selling Games – Tsutaya, October


The most sold games for the week of October 16th (according to Tsutaya) have once again shocked many as astronomically popular titles such as Splatoon 2 are nowhere near the top of the list, with buyers instead preferring racing games over all else.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 28, 2017 04:02

    Sure it connects to the first game, but they'd be better off calling it psycho break 2 so they could distance themselves from the original's dumpster fire of shitty gameplay and the black border junk...... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 26, 2017 03:01

    They're popular; that's a reason enough for some people call them crap. Who cares about unpopular stuff?... More

Super Mario Odyssey “No Longer Racist”




A rather joyous live action promotional video has emerged for Super Mario Odyssey, with previous accusations of the game being racist apparently vanishing despite the video once again revealing the “offensive” Mexican outfit.

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  • SomeDuder commented on October 20, 2017 03:39

    p. sure mexicans have other things to worry about than being fake-outraged by a japanese videogame, lmao. get hosed, mexicunts... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 15, 2017 04:43

    number of offended mexicans : 0... More

Super Mario Odyssey “Assist Mode = Casual Mode”




Critics online have been showing dismay over a recently released Super Mario Odyssey trailer as it has unveiled that an “assist mode” will be an optional feature for players, which critics have deemed suitable for those who don’t wish to exert effort to complete their games.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 12, 2017 22:51

    Cry harder, rainbow haired commie faggot.... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 12, 2017 22:49

    They should call it Takahashi Mode.... More

Super Mario World “Mario Was Originally Punching Yoshi”


An interview with some of the creators of beloved Nintendo classics Super Mario World and Yoshi’s Island has exposed the horrible truth regarding one of the animations for cuddly green dinosaur Yoshi, that being Mario was originally hitting Yoshi in the head – a revelation that will no doubt send PETA into a rage.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 3, 2017 22:33

    Yes, all hail the Lord of the Dance!... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 3, 2017 20:23

    The jungle savage is a gentile creature... watch while my hippie girlfriend attempts to mate with one and I raise their kid together. PETALIBCUCKLIFE... More

Super Mario Odyssey Nets CERO B Rating


Bewilderment has spread across the internet over the reveal of Super Mario Odyssey‘s Japanese rating, with the consistently family-friendly franchise managing to obtain a Cero B rating (ages 12 and up) rather than the usual Cero A (for everyone) and causing many to begin theorizing as to what plumbing of the depths of depravity could have possibly brought on this change.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 23, 2017 12:19

    I'd buy it... More

  • cpc65 commented on September 23, 2017 11:30

    When childhood and very adult memories collide. *shivers* I am going to sit fully clothed in the shower rocking back and forth for a couple hours now.... More

Mario’s Nipples Overwhelm Social Media


The latest hot topic about Super Mario Odyssey that has swept over social media has been none other than the reveal of Mario‘s nipples, naturally prompting all sorts of witty reactions from clever internet denizens and sure to be a breath of fresh air compared to all the previous complaints about the game being racist.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 19, 2017 03:47

    Amen... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 17, 2017 15:00

    If that's the case then they would be more traumatised by even a mosquito bite since it resemble a nipple.... More

Nintendo: Mario “No Longer A Plumber”


Nintendo have seemingly written off the one and only Mario‘s plumber status via their official Mario site, certain to have many curious as to what Mario’s real occupation is despite the fact that the hero has tried his hand at myriad activities in various games over the years.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 7, 2017 17:11

    mario is too rich to be plumber or doctor. he always gets coins during his adventures saving the princess and spending those coins on shrooms while luigi has only part time doing ghost extermination and... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 6, 2017 21:20

    Overreacting? Next time they will remove Mario Italian accent like "mamamia", due to stereotype that triggered SJW, and change to black gay accent, like "muh stolen phone".... More

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