

Square Enix’s legendary care and attention to detail with respect to its much esteemed Final Fantasy franchise are once again the cause of controversy amongst fans – this time because of the level of quality evident in their new figure line.
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Chinese are aghast at reports that pharmaceutical companies have been making antibiotics out of cooking oil made from sewage, the cost of clean (and legal) oil having apparently proven an intolerable drain on their profits, whatever its possible effects on the health of their customers.
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Reinforced glass panels are amongst the latest China quality manufactures to begin mysteriously exploding, in this case dropping the unfortunates who walking over it into the depths below.
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China is again quaking in its seats after being shaken by yet another incident of a randomly exploding chair horribly maiming the poor unfortunate sat upon it.
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Chinese authorities are aghast at the recent popularity of “seatbelt shirts,” innovative articles of clothing which allow China’s drivers to circumvent the incredibly onerous requirement that they wear seatbelts whilst driving.
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A recently restored section of the Great Wall of China has collapsed, prompting much soul-searching as to how modern Chinese construction techniques could not keep standing for 2 decades what had previously stood for centuries.
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ChinaJoy, purportedly China’s biggest digital entertainment event, has been enjoyed by many not so much for the games on display – most of which are likely to exhibit outstanding levels of China quality, being to various degrees online, mobile, social and made in China – but instead for the sexiness of its many cosplaying booth babes (some of whom look almost familiar)…
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Even China’s best known traditional sauce is exhibiting explosive properties, with diners throughout China now in danger of being unexpectedly seasoned.
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- Author: Artefact
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Jul 13, 2012 10:33 JST
- Tags: China, Chongqing, Events, Guro, Idol, Made in China, Makeup, Miss Universe, Photoshop

Chinese are aghast at the quality of their candidates for the Chongqing qualifier of the “Miss International” beauty pageant.
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An exploding refrigerator which blasted a hole in a brick wall is the latest object to menace China with its unexpected self-destruct functionality.
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Chinese children look to have been getting an early education in their nation’s uniquely advanced understanding of copyright – media have been feting a schoolboy novelist, but it did not take long before someone noticed where he had filched his cover art from…
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Chinese fujoshi have apparently been enjoy “big brother’s juice” thanks to these novel energy drinks, each bearing a suitably manly design and being filled with suitably milky contents.
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