Final Fantasy VI “Square Enix Quality”

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Final Fantasy fans have been busily debating the merits of Square Enix’s suitably enhanced port of Final Fantasy VI to lucrative and reassuringly non-HD Android platform.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 1, 2014 08:32

    On Android?! That just confuses me.... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 25, 2014 15:18

    That character artwork toward the bottom of the article is from the original SNES release, so I don't know why it's here.... More


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Square Enix’s recent insistence that gamers enjoy item charges and they are no different to “ordering extras at a restaurant” has been proving controversial amongst those unhappy at finding their games sold in ever smaller portions and finding the extras typically exceed the cost of the main dish…

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  • Anonymous commented on December 24, 2013 20:01

    difference is you're taking half the rice from my main dish and saying do you want this pay me more!!!. i'm sorry but spending money on actual things is fun this is just flatout being... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 20, 2013 04:03

    Pretty much everything makes me want to re-enact the final stage of Final Fight.... More


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Square Enix is causing an upset amongst Final Fantasy fans with their latest rather desperate efforts to squeeze more life out of the franchise, with many contending poor Lightning has been reduced to a “marketing plaything.”

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  • Anonymous commented on February 12, 2014 00:08

    While she might be too skinny she is still the second hottest thing ive seen come out of Square Enix... Behind Rikku that is :D... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 13, 2013 13:25

    crappppp!!!!!! my image of neko girls are be destroyed in 2 imgs.... More


FF14: Lightning Cuter Than Ever

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Square Enix seems to be on a winning streak with its relaunch of Final Fantasy XIV, with plenty of praise for the cuteness of its FF13 costumes and a much-needed break for the long-suffering Lightning

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  • Anonymous commented on October 10, 2013 17:14

    Man I don't like all the hate people give square now a days. with all the great ideas from the other final fantasies being put into this game is really cool. I hope they do... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 30, 2013 03:18

    Harry Potter sucks.... More


“10 Reasons Japanese Games Suck”

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American opinions on just why it is Japanese games are so inferior to the fruits of American ingenuity – ranging from a lack of muscle and creepy anime eyes to insufficiently casual-friendly design and stories too long for their limited attention spans – and presented as the way forward for the Japanese industry, have been proving unsurprisingly incendiary amongst Japanese and others…

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  • Anonymous commented on February 3, 2015 05:36

    Oh look, a Squaresoft-fag.... More

  • Uber commented on January 18, 2014 10:35

    As has already been mentioned in part most of the listed crimes happen in specific areas perpetrated by specific demographics.... More


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The team behind Square Enix’s latest Final Fantasy XIII rehash Lightning Returns have revealed the game’s open-world gameplay is intended to “beat Skyrim,” prompting much derision, and have also confirmed the important news that Lightning has officially been augmented to a D cup.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 7, 2014 04:36

    Hi great blog! Does running a blog similar to this take a large amount of work? I have virtually no understanding of programming but I had been hoping to start my own blog soon. Anyhow,... More

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    Gday! My name is %NAME% and I just wanted to say your weblog is great! It truly is funny simply because I use to have a blogging site that almost had an identical url: ... More


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Lightning’s return is yet again proving controversial, with Square Enix’s latest choice of ensemble for the long-suffering heroine almost as badly received as the last one

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  • Anonymous commented on July 14, 2013 02:46

    Hows about, YOU end yourself!... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 9, 2013 20:51

    Go end yourself and stop whining... More


Square Enix Names Wada New Chairman

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Square Enix has quietly named “sacked” ex-CEO Yoichi Wada as the new chairman of its board, the prospect of continuing without the benefit of his notorious business acumen evidently proving too much to bear.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 30, 2013 15:51

    You clearly haven't played FFXII. It's cheap and you'll enjoy it. Best on an emulator nowadays.... More

  • Mauvais commented on July 2, 2013 20:25

    But Parasite eve was a Squaresoft game, before their disastrous merger with Enix. It's important to separate the two!... More


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Final Fantasy fans are decrying the complete death of the franchise and the last vestiges of Square with it, after Nomura’s reassurances that “it may be an action game, but you mustn’t forget it is Final Fantasy!” provide unambiguous confirmation of it not even being an action RPG.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 23, 2014 03:02

    Having action combat doesn't mean it won't be an RPG. Having action combat, no exploration, no customization, and little character growth would be a greater signifier of that... I'll wait to see the rest of... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 23, 2014 03:00

    FFX was the ultra same linear garbage as FFXIII. It was barely an RPG.... More


Naoki Yoshida interview

Square Enix’s latest pearls of gaming wisdom to be cast before gaming swine are the pronouncements that there is “no business merit in developing HD games for Japan” and that it will in any case take a long time for an unenticing console like the PS4 to become “widely accepted.”

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  • Anonymous commented on July 26, 2014 00:58

    Those of you who have owned (and built) computers for at least 20 years should have no excuse to bitch and whine about where the industry is heading and why it's doing so. Unless you... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 26, 2014 00:50

    ^ THIS All you kids bitching about boo-hoo-browsering-social don't get that the industry is about to make a major, paradigm-shift level of change. Because those of us who've been around long enough have already seen how things... More


FF14: “Some Things Never Change”

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Between the enduring willingness of Japanese players to queue for hours in a virtual world, the ineptitude of Square Enix for still not having fixed the game to stop them having to, or the howls of rage echoing through Eorzea as the zone they were all queuing up to get into bugged and had to be taken down, Final Fantasy XIV’s rebirth is shaping up to be as controversial as ever.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 1, 2013 03:08

    you can clearly call this a bug can should be fixed :3... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 24, 2013 02:53

    I've been playing this since phase 2 beta. Is this for real? Never for once have I seen this happening. I am in the NA/EU server though. On the side note, for those who thinks... More


Square Enix’s Fall “Because of Bad Feng Shui”

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Sacked Square Enix CEO Youichi Wada’s decision to relocate the company based on the advice of a feng shui (or “fuusui” as it is known in Japan) master is being blamed for the company’s precipitous declined.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 22, 2013 18:41

    Well, feng shui is a common believe in eastern asia so it's not *that* unusual to relocate because of bad feng shui.... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 21, 2013 17:15

    ROFLCOPTERS Link to legitimate study by non quacks proving "with physics" that the flow of magical energy is real.... More


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