Onanism fans may be interested in seeing a recent primer describing the art of anal onanism, called “ananie” (from the Japanese “onanie”). The book describes in detail how men can derive sexual pleasure from anal stimulation during the act of self-pleasure, complete with helpful anatomical diagrams and moe art…
Talented artist Alphonse supplies the schematics for what he calls “LCD HIME MKII,” a device which looks to be at the zenith, or possibly nadir, of onanism technology…
Japan’s previously introduced bishoujo android HRP-4C has been given the all but inevitable Hatsune Miku cosplay makeover and then made to sing hit Miku song “Melt”; the results can be seen below:
Android Dutch wife near ero-manga Yuria 100 Shiki, by talented ero-mangaka Nobuto Hagio, has had a mysterious adaptation confirmed, but the announcement is deliberately vague as to whether the title will be an anime or a live action production…
Even dogs now have amorous access to a plastic partner, with the release of “DoggieLoveDoll,” unsurprisingly a sex toy for dogs.
A man suffered critical injuries to his manhood after his girlfriend sabotaged his favorite Dutch wife, stuffing it full of sharp glass wool; when he engaged in a session of onanism, he inserted himself into the lacerating confines of the trapped ona-hole with disastrous results.
The penile punishment was apparently in revenge for his infidelity.
They should just kick the shin if they want to be violent,that's a decent form of punishment that hurts but doesn't cause any harm to the body (unless you wear boots with steel bars xD). I... More
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The recently unveiled HRP-4C humanoid bishoujo android delighted the world’s media, but few questioned the wisdom of showing a “fashion model” robot off to the world in the nude.
It seems they should have; the addition of a maid outfit propels the robot from mechanical marionette to appealing moe servant.
Japan’s latest robot creation is an impressive combination of bipedal humanoid locomotion and simulated human interaction.
The robot, charmingly known as HRP-4C, can walk and talk with reasonable aplomb, being able to manage a self-introduction and a saunter which is optimistically described as being “just like a fashion model.”
What a difference thirty years makes. In this case, the technology of the Dutch wife has clearly advanced in leaps and bounds, with the crude and expensive models of yesteryear being replaced by sophisticated and expensive models.
For the sake of nostalgia, or more likely, horrified curiosity, you may like to examine the synthetic wife of years past:
Onanists with a pressing need for the highest technology satisfaction will be delighted to hear that the premier CG porn creation tool, 3D Custom Girl, recently enhanced by the XP pack, is receiving full support for the automatic onanism device “Somcon“, so the border between virtual girls and physical interaction has once again become more blurred.
Below you can see the unit being used in conjunction with a 3D Custom Girl skilled in the use of her feet (a cucumber stands in for the user):
Forget your Barack Obama action figures, superheroes and towns; the real Presidentially inspired onanist would surely be better served by a device such as the one advertised here, offering a slightly realistic depiction of the great panacea President.
One of the more maniacal otaku proclivities (and even non-otaku may own them) is towards the use, abuse, and collection of artificial wives, life sized dolls designed with sexual satisfaction, or a least a substitute for it, in mind.
In Japanese, in something of a calumny towards the Netherlands, such a doll is known as a “Dutch wife” (which also covers other artificial vaginas), doll, or sex doll. They range from the soul destroyingly basic, to works of extraordinary craftsmanship, which when eventually mated with Japanese skill in robotics will doubtless cause a collapse in birth rates worldwide.
In the mean time, you can examine the state of the art below:
Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 Vita PV “Sexier Than The PS4!”
Sadako vs Kayako Movie “Will Be Legendary!”
Dagashi Kashi Matsuri Mania
God Eater: Resurrection Prologue Bloody Stunning
Minami Nitta Figure Absolutely Radiant
Idol Gyakur*pe! Boasts Sex & Stardom
Hatsune Miku Ero-MMD “How Many Has She Starred In!?”
Phantom World Moist & Chaotic
Subarashii Sekai Dead Serious
Trillion: God of Destruction Trailer Wreaks Havoc
Caligula PV Rife With Mystery
Sailor Moon Megane Gleam With The Power of The Moon
Female Fortuner Figure Maddeningly Moe
Top 10 Ghibli Movies You Forgot To Watch
Valkyrie Drive Mermaid BD Shameful Onanism Action
Dead or Alive Ero-SFM Dead Sexy
One Piece XFit CM Clean Shaven
KanColle Arcade PVs Enlist Seiyuu
Gundam Extreme VS Maxi Boost ON Announced For Arcades
Hentai Kamen: “The Exhibitionist Returns!”
Star Ocean 5’s Relia Magically Moe
Dropout Drops More Than Just Studies
Sword Art Online Becomes A Reality: “VRMMO Announced!”
Dead or Alive Extreme 3’s Hitomi Hotter Than Ever
Conan O’Brien Korean Drama Appearance Quite Fishy
Chihayafuru Live Action Movie PV A Tranquil Beauty
Saijaku Bahamut Busty Beach Anime
Dragon Ball Super Explores New Territory
Nico Yazawa & Toujou Nozomi Cosplay Cute & Colorful
Busty Meiko Cosplay by Saku Absolutely Massive
Rin Tohsaka Cosplay by Tsuta Poised For Battle
Tomori Ero-Cosplay by Komugi Caught on Camera
Killer Kaguya Cosplay by Chimaki Cute & Sexy
Nico Yazawa Cosplay by Usakichi Certainly Inspiring
Akame & Esdeath Yuri Cosplay Dangerously Alluring
Reimu Ero-Cosplay by Nishizuku Hiyo Superbly Sticky
LVL18 Goddess of Twitter: “Spreading More Than Just Her Legs!”
Bunny Girl Non Cosplay Bouncing with Beauty
Hestia Cosplay by Fleia0124 Unfathomably Cute
Haruhi Ero-Cosplay by Riku Minato Quite Godly
Shiguma Rika Ero-Cosplay by Yurina Ayashiro Sheer Genius
Goddess of Twitter: “F For Fearless!”
Scantily Clad Kill la Kill Cosplay by Mikehouse Dead Sexy
Wonder Festival 2016 Cosplay Braves the Cold
