
Love doll fanciers are starting to wonder whether their plastic goddesses are really a pale imitation of the real thing after all…
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- Author: Artefact
- Categories: Anime, H, News
- Date: Dec 12, 2010 20:00 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Asuka Langley, Bizarre, Dutch Wife, Evangelion, Guro, Mari, Parody, Rei Ayanami

Creepy dutch wife connoisseurs have been marvelling at what may be the most original ona-hole design yet.
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Index and Misaka (or at least characters bearing an uncanny resemblance to them) are the latest anime maidens to find themselves marketed as ona-holes:
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- Author: Artefact
- Categories: Games, H, News
- Date: Nov 26, 2010 03:48 JST
- Tags: 3D CG, Controllers, Dutch Wife, Eroge, Onanism, Otaku, Tech Arts 3D, Technology

Tech Arts 3D are reporting their new penis controller system, the “USB OnaCon,” has been completed and will soon be available to ero-gamers.
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Eroge developer Illusion have made public a short video showing off a penis-controlled eroge tech demo.
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- Author: Quen
- Categories: Anime, H, News
- Date: Oct 4, 2010 12:46 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Dutch Wife, Guro, K-ON!, Onanism, Otaku, Parody, Ronery, Virginity, Yui

Yui, K-ON!’s moesome lead guitarist, has already received a number of unofficial ona-hole incarnations, but the HIP Onabeat is by far the most sophisticated example, sporting two holes, special “blood lotion” which pours forth as Yui’s simulated maidenhood is taken, special brown lotion for anal maniacs, and a miniature dildo (the intended usage of which is fortunately unclear).
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One Piece’s key maidens Nami and Boa Hancock have received the dubious honour of Dutch wife incarnations in the form of “Love Piece.”
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- Author: Artefact
- Categories: Anime, H, News
- Date: Aug 9, 2010 01:12 JST
- Tags: Akihabara, Bizarre, Dutch Wife, Fetish, Marketing, Otaku, Pantsu, Shimapan

Refreshingly chilled shimapan are now on sale in Akihabara, for reasons which are unclear.
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- Author: Artefact
- Categories: Anime, H, News
- Date: Aug 3, 2010 00:18 JST
- Tags: Azusa, Copyright, Dutch Wife, K-ON!, Marketing, Mio Akiyama, Parody, Yui

The latest K-ON! themed artificial vaginas to surface are taking even more liberties than the last set:
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Scantily clad Evangelion cosplayers are the latest promotional tool being used by an Akihabara sex department store.
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Few sights are as disturbing as that of large gatherings of sex dolls, except, it would seem, the sight of large numbers of them hung in various stages of assembly – rarely has the female form been so terrifying.
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