
Fans of lolicon icon pedobear, in whose company no loli is said to be safe, may be interested to see him incarnated in the form of this plushie.
Read the rest of this entry »

A limited edition plushie rendition of Touhou’s Suika Ibuki was auctioned off for ¥916,000 (US$9,300) in a recent auction.
The plushie, manufactured by Pink Company, is a special limited edition version, with the uniquely desirable characteristic of having closed eyes, instead of open eyes as in the inferior peon version.
Read the rest of this entry »

These photos, if genuine, point to the realisation of the Touhou Takeover foretold so long ago. Nowhere is safe if Touhou continues its exponential growth…
Read the rest of this entry »

What a difference thirty years makes. In this case, the technology of the Dutch wife has clearly advanced in leaps and bounds, with the crude and expensive models of yesteryear being replaced by sophisticated and expensive models.
For the sake of nostalgia, or more likely, horrified curiosity, you may like to examine the synthetic wife of years past:
Read the rest of this entry »

Volks is releasing two new anime character Dollfies (BJD, or ball jointed dolls) in the forms of a Fate/Stay Night’s Illyasviel von Einzbern Mini Dollfie Dream and a Nanoha Takamachi Dollfie Dream.
The spectacular Saber Dollfie is likely to remain the premiere anime Dollfie for some time, but these two newer dolls should be of interest to some, as they both clearly exhibit Volks’ strong focus on quality…
Read the rest of this entry »
- Author: Artefact
- Categories: Anime Figures, H, News
- Date: Feb 12, 2009 06:55 JST
- Tags: Dolls, Dutch Wife, Marketing, Obama, Onanism, Parody, Politics, USA

Forget your Barack Obama action figures, superheroes and towns; the real Presidentially inspired onanist would surely be better served by a device such as the one advertised here, offering a slightly realistic depiction of the great panacea President.
Read the rest of this entry »

One of the more maniacal otaku proclivities (and even non-otaku may own them) is towards the use, abuse, and collection of artificial wives, life sized dolls designed with sexual satisfaction, or a least a substitute for it, in mind.
In Japanese, in something of a calumny towards the Netherlands, such a doll is known as a “Dutch wife” (which also covers other artificial vaginas), doll, or sex doll. They range from the soul destroyingly basic, to works of extraordinary craftsmanship, which when eventually mated with Japanese skill in robotics will doubtless cause a collapse in birth rates worldwide.
In the mean time, you can examine the state of the art below:
Read the rest of this entry »
- Author: Artefact
- Categories: Anime Figures, H, News
- Date: Feb 5, 2009 23:49 JST
- Tags: Cosplay, Crossover, Dollfie, Dolls, Mirai, Pantsu, Saber, Sites

The world of Dollfies never ceases to impress: here we have a custom sailor fuku Dollfie, in the colours and livery of DC.com, based on DC mascot Mirai Suenaga.
You may recognise the Dollfie in question as Dollfie Saber, with her hair let down and sporting an extravagently enhanced bust, along with some very lacy panties…
Read the rest of this entry »

The outstanding workmanship and generally appealing nature of the Volks Dollfie is brought sharply into focus with these photos provided by the good Danny Choo, showing Dollfie Dream Aoi (apparently also a sniper) and Dollfie Saber in some detail:
Read the rest of this entry »

In case you were wondering who was buying all those Xboxes in Japan, at least some have been going to otaku masters such as the one whose sanctum you see pictured here. He looks to have amassed ten of them, along with every game imaginable… Now we just need to know if they are all working.
Read the rest of this entry »

An otaku, the same we saw take his harem to the pool, here takes his daughter Satsu-chan (of Alicesoft eroge Daiakuji) to see the famous sights of Japan’s historic cultural capital Kyoto.
You’ll also notice that Satsu-chan is gamely cosplaying Nanoha in many of these photos:
Read the rest of this entry »

The gentleman pictured appears to be enjoying the intimate company of a maid, who seems to have ended up with some standard issue (to those of negotiable affection) leopard skin pantsu.
For once there seems to be no doubt over whether this is a doll or Photoshop or not…