“Most Otaku Want 3D Women, Not 2D”

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An article proclaiming that most otaku settle for 2D only after failing to get 3D has predictably ignited a storm of controversy amongst otaku.

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  • Chen-04 commented on July 19, 2012 21:24

    Pretending to be a woman on sancom just doesn't work.... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 11, 2011 00:17

    What game is this? 8D... More


Top 10 Ways to Dress Badly & Lose Your Date

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Japanese asked to rank the most off-putting deficiencies in grooming sure to send any date south provide a helpful list of which points of personal hygiene and fashion to take especial care of in encounters with the opposite sex.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 24, 2011 17:57

    Not everyone who comments on this site is a nerd. I was just looking for "stuff", then found this site. After I read some of the things posted, I laughed. So...I decided to start posting... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 24, 2011 17:51

    My GF's smells like fresh baked cinnamon rolls...Yum.... More


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The overwhelming majority of healthy men at some point maintain a secret porn stash, but even the most painstakingly hidden materials can still be discovered by a girlfriend or other female authority figure, requiring an arsenal of excuses if disaster is to be averted.

Upon discovering such a stash, some women experience emotions of jealousy or find it difficult to reconcile their boyfriend’s imagined disinterest in pornography with its existence. Death or injury has been known to result from encounters with such women.

Thus it is no exaggeration to say that it may in fact be a matter of life and death for men to devise appropriate excuses for the existence of such stashes, and that their very lives may depend on reading the below article.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 30, 2013 05:02

    They aren't pixelated?... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 24, 2010 19:05

    1.Say pointless excuse. 2.Listen to her rant. 3.Tell her you were testing her. 4.Act VERY dissapointed.... More


Top 10 One Piece Girlfriends

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A ranking of the most desirable One Piece girlfriends unsurprisingly finds Nami taking the top spot amidst a notably well endowed list…

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  • Anonymous commented on October 22, 2013 02:54

    That's your shitty opinion.... More

  • Hong Xiang Yue commented on January 29, 2012 11:42

    Nami's the BEST!!!... More


Top 10 Most Embarrassing Things Your Boyfriend Does

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Japanese women asked to rate the most unseemly and embarrassing conduct they felt a boyfriend could get up to provide a list which might lend some insight into just how best to avoid looking an utter fool in the eyes of the fairer sex.

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  • Jürgen commented on July 11, 2011 07:48

    Man, the type of guys that would be made from traits would be complete assholes, maybe worse than those idiots on Jersey Shore. ( Maybe ) The only thing I kinda disagree with is the... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 26, 2011 01:59

    Ok I admit I might do the window thing on occasion but that is when my hair is longer and easier to be a mess. when I get my hair buzzed then its not necessary.... More


Top 10 Most Embarrassing Things Your Girlfriend Does

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Japanese men asked to rank the most embarrassing things their girlfriends got up to offer up an interesting selection of presumably not uncommon faux pas.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 17, 2016 07:06

    my problem is with shrek ass farts and Godzilla burps.... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 24, 2012 09:43

    Female Logic Pretty simple Good looking girls/women always get a free pass in life. But when they get old and haggy the free ride is over, that's when they get really MEAN. Some can see it coming and they... More


Divorce Over Veiled Bride: “She Had a Beard!”

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A Sharia court has annulled the marriage of a man who courted and married a woman without ever seeing her face, only to discover during his wedding day kiss that she had a beard and crossed eyes.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 17, 2010 08:13

    instead of marrying a bad looking viryn , i would take a smoking W H O R E (exaggeration).. maaan this again is no ISLam, but a "TRADITIONAL BULLSHIT) with veil and that....the man has to... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 22, 2010 07:58

    Most comments are BULLCRAP!!! You CANNOT KISS someone in public or in a MARRIAGE IN ISLAM! This was not a Muslim marriage. And, it's not a good practice(If I remember correctly, it's actually sinful) to hide any... More


Top 10 Ways of Chatting People Up on a First Date

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Japanese surveyed on how they thought it best to get a good conversation going with the opposite sex yield up some at first glance very sensible sounding advice.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 27, 2011 08:34

    not exactly... it's saying to balance both actual conversation and aizuchi, not to use those "mmmm" and "ah" all the time... really ppl doesn't read anything properly on internet anymore... More

  • brningpyre commented on December 10, 2010 06:02

    Picture for this implies something else entirely.... More


“Are Women Who Date Otaku Worthless?”

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A woman reporting how she was all but driven to tears upon learning that her lovely young boyfriend was actually an otaku asks whether otaku-dating women are indeed the same lower form life as their paramours.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 22, 2015 02:33

    Men are so annoying. That go on and on about how women hate "nice guys" (ugh) Yet, this women is with one, yet SHE is the problem now?! WTF. Say what you want about feminism...... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 3, 2013 17:08

    Yaoi is freaky though, it is SERIOUSLY not the same thing as a few moe or anime stuff. He absolutely had that right. It's a dealbreaker for me and most guys imho.... More


“How Men & Women Rate Partners”

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The process by which men and women rate prospective partners has, by the marvels of science and simple arithmetic, been reduced to an equation of unparalleled accuracy.

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  • Chen-04 commented on July 26, 2013 18:55

    Those guys rarely encounter any women in their lives, so the equation looks about right.... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 17, 2011 20:38

    Just divide by the normalizing factors and you get a scale from 0 to 1 in both cases. What matters is only that you get an ordering in each case, the rest is a matter... More


Sultry Temptress Who Seduced & Slew 5 Men Revealed!

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Miyuki Ueda, the woman who allegedly seduced and murdered at least 5 men, ranging from lonely otaku to helpless old men, has been arrested in connection with yet another slaying – cameras caught the murderous temptress at the moment of her arrest:

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  • Anonymous commented on December 2, 2010 09:09

    that must have been one VERY lonely otaku... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 12, 2010 05:55

    Or just learn guitar, really. I picked up guitar three months ago and I've had more girls in the last three months than the rest of my 19 years.... More


Vengeful Girlfriend Destroys PS3 with Hammer

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Once again a violent girlfriend apparently takes out her frustrations on her boyfriend’s console, in this case a “hot Asian girl” smashing apart her boyfriend’s PS3 with a hammer.

The video:

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  • Anonymous commented on January 12, 2012 18:46

    Stop making sense!... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 7, 2011 02:22

    Yes please.... More


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