Mrs Wide Open’s Exposure Bought by Press

Mrs Wide Open in an Akiba performance, brought to you courtesy of Yomiuri

Mrs Wide Open, or 沢本あすか / Asuka Sawamoto as she likes to call herself, Akiba’s “eternally 22” exposure idol and career criminal (30), has revealed in a shocking admission to gossip rag Spa that she was put up to her antics by a TV producer offering cash to guarantee a “performance”. Mrs Wide Open says she was propositioned by one of the numerous TV pressmen covering her exhibitionistic antics – “I’d like to pin it [a flash of your posterior] down” she alleges she was asked.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 24, 2013 04:43

    Seconded, also anyone have her AV vid? It seems like they did a pretty good job of actually managing to remove something from the internet!... More

  • o0 LMoney 0o commented on December 12, 2008 17:30

    ...anyone know where one can procure more of these images...? :)... More


Greenpeace Burgles Shipping Company for Whale Meat

Greenpeace Burgles Shipping Company for Whale Meat

Greenpeace’s claims to not support criminal direct action seem to be wearing thin with the news that they stole (“took away without permission”) a box containing 23 kilos of whale meat from a shipping company’s warehouse. Apparently, the meat was, along with 47 other boxes, earmarked for delivery to the homes of crew members of the “research” vessel Nisshin Maru, after their return to port for a break from their strenuous scientific endeavours in the Antarctic.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 15, 2010 17:16

    With all the hate against whale meat and reading about sea shepperd, im starting to get an urge to try it out. Find out what its really all about. Though having to travel... More

  • hurr commented on July 13, 2009 16:03

    the whales wont be missed. the earth hasnt torn itself apart since all the other species disappeared. who cares?... More


Housewife Sells Self To Cover Debts

Housewife Sells Self To Cover Debts

A 75 year old man has been arrested on suspicion of attempting to coerce a housewife (21) into performing indecent acts – it seems he was her landlord, and her lent her hundreds of dollars to cover her living expenses, with the proviso, written into a contract, that she offer up her body in place of the money should she fail to make the repayment schedule.

When she failed to make the repayments (you can see where this is going) he apparently parked his car in a warehouse with him and the woman in it, leering at her “can you uphold the contract?”. He then tried feeling the woman up, at which point she resisted vigorously.

These people have been watching too many TV dramas – I was surprised to hear that the wicked old landlord didn’t try to strip her of her kimono by pulling on her obi, as they do in the old films; the whole situation strikes me as rather hackneyed, though at least amusingly so.

  • Anonymous commented on March 23, 2010 05:56

    That doesn't matter. There are some things you're not allowed to add as clauses in a contract, so even if she signed the contract it would still be void.... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 11, 2009 07:06

    I don't see how it should be void. If she signed the contract knowing what it contained then she more or less agreed on selling her body for a certain amount of money/items.... More


Arrest for $30,000 Eroge Pirate

Arrest for $30,000 Eroge Pirate - Elf All-stars Strip Mahjong 3 / エルフオールスターズ脱衣雀3

Asahi reports that a Tokyo area student has been arrested on suspicion of unauthorised copying of Elf All-stars Strip Mahjong 3 (the ignominy – not even arrested over a decent game), amongst many others, but ardent P2P users can, for once, relax as this idiot was not arrested over P2P usage, as other unfortunates have been lately, but for loading the games (some 180, it is claimed) onto HDD and selling them in online auctions.

Apparently he managed a modest profit, selling a hundred drives over a year, and netting himself ¥3,000,000 (for study expenses, he pleas), though as you can see, the risk/reward ratio ultimately was hardly favourable. It seems he downloaded the software from a Chinese P2P service, presumably a torrent forum.

  • H8gwb commented on January 31, 2009 10:09

    Somehow they'll find a way to blame all of this on the Chinese.... More


Human Torch Ignited by Police

No Smoking in the Station, even if there are cigarette vending machines

Mainichi reports that a man who doused himself in kerosene after police responded to a domestic altercation, and was subsequently taken into custody by police, was then offered a light for a cigarette; he caught fire, violently, and later died in hospital. The police were kind enough to provide both cigarettes and lighter. The various policemen involved, when asked about just how he caught fire, responded that they “weren’t looking”. Currently, the possibility that some ash from his spent cigarette got into his clothes is being investigated. Nagoya police will surely have to answer some interesting questions as a result of this.

The article drily remarks that the station was a no smoking area. The station chief also has this to add: “For him to come into the station without changing, and be permitted to smoke in a no smoking station, was inappropriate”.

  • Anonymous commented on August 23, 2009 04:07

    ...Keikaku doori.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 22, 2009 00:36

    Scarier to think superheros really do exist.... More


Mrs Wide Open’s Life of Crime

Mrs Wide Open, or 沢本あすか/Asuka Sawamoto as she likes to call herself, by AkibaBlog

Mrs Wide Open, or 沢本あすか/Asuka Sawamoto as she likes to call herself, 30 but “eternally 22”, now famous for exposure and arrest in Akiba, reveals plenty of lurid details about her life of crime, exhibitionism, theft, and (alleged) prostitution, in an exclusive interview given to ZakZak. Regarding the photos surfacing on 2ch, flyers for call girls and the like, allegedly of her from her days of disgrace (if these can indeed be said to be over) working in the sex trade, she says of the woman in the photos: “Her size is the same”, and sympathetically laments “If she gets mixed up in this, she’ll probably get some strange customers”. But it doesn’t stop there, unfortunately.

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  • Oh No xV3GAx commented on November 29, 2009 18:25

    ugly... More

  • Fker commented on May 31, 2009 13:10

    This Suxs Mayb?... More


Mrs Wide Open Covers Up

Mrs Wide Open, humbled by AkibaOS

Mrs Wide Open, or 沢本あすか/Asuka Sawamoto as she likes to call herself, of serial exhibitionism fame, seems to have covered up, and is now modestly appareled, at least as long as chaperoned by a policeman taking time out from haranguing cosplayers to do something useful. We can but hope she stays covered up, but this may be a hope in vain. Reporting delivered with sarcasm and panache by AkibaOS. Having seen her without the distraction of her thong or the magic of photoshop, you may be shaken – relief, as always, provided here.

  • Anonymous commented on November 29, 2009 21:46

    coz some things are just not worth commenting on..... More

  • Dlmc commented on November 29, 2009 10:30

    Cause you're a giant nerd, just like me... More


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