
A man (41) wearing a blonde wig has been arrested after using a public restroom reserved for ladies; “My stomach hurt, but the men’s was full…” he pleas.
However, he must have an unfortunate complaint, for we hear that building security cameras have repeatedly caught sight of a wigged man entering the toilets over recent months…
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A man (42) who visited a park in the dead of night to engage in nude exercise, and then decided to have sex with some park furniture became trapped in the attempt, we hear. His member became so engorged with blood that he could no longer withdraw himself; it took all the efforts of emergency services to release him.
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A man (25), accused of groping a girl at a crowded beach, but who denied the charge, ended up dying after being thoroughly impaled in an attempt at flight from his questioners.
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In a crime of exceptionally poor taste in more ways than one, a nurse (37) who allegedly committed obscene acts upon an old lady (65) hospitalised due to stroke has been arrested; the nurse denies the allegations.
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A man who serially groped young ladies with the unusual pretext “there’s a bug on your clothes”, has finally been arrested, putting his bizarre string of crimes to an end. His reason for this serial infamy, spanning ten or more cases? “My aim was obscenity” he honestly reports. These sordid acts came to be known as the “Bug Man Incidents”.
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Sankei is reporting that a (now former) Saitama high school teacher is being prosecuted for peeping up the skirts of his female students in class with a hidden camera. He told the court: “I wanted to peep” – sure to go down well with the judge. Seems he secreted the camera away in a couch. Just let them wear trousers, or alternatively, a innovative solution springs to mind above (Minamike).