A man (42) who visited a park in the dead of night to engage in nude exercise, and then decided to have sex with some park furniture became trapped in the attempt, we hear. His member became so engorged with blood that he could no longer withdraw himself; it took all the efforts of emergency services to release him.
One of the many peculiarities exhibited by foremost lolicon ero-manga anthology magazine Comic LO is the publication of disclaimer style images exhorting the readership not to touch, complaining about opprobrium, etc. Frequently they are eccentric, often they are strange, but always they seem to be witty and well designed.
Here are most of them for your inspection, now with almost comprehensive translations:
But of course there's no relation at all between 2D girls and 3D, right? Riiiiiiiight? No, in Japan, lolicon is one who likes little girls. Period.... More
When i read this “The End for Loli-Manga Draws Nigh” I thought it should look like "The End Of Evangelion" poster :) “The End Of Loli-Manga"... More
Some rather impressive art from China, employing an interesting choice of medium: the humble watermelon, carved and decorated into a variety of artful representations, all eminently edible of course.
After six piglets were born uneventfully, the seventh and final piglet proved a difficult delivery – after much attention, it was finally brought into the world, alive. However, it was no ordinary piglet: two mouthes, three eyes, and but one body it had.
Police departments across Japan are reporting an increase in bizarre requests for police intervention, with prank or otherwise insincere requests for assistance now reaching some 7% (4,800) of the total calls made (69,400).
A selection is reproduced below:
it seems japanese citizens are really getting dependant on the police, either that or the police are a bunch of pansies and should toughen up.....i mean ice cream?! really?... More
((“I’ll give you $5 to go buy me some food, I’m starving!” However, there is a serious side to this, and this has tempered the police’s willingness to dismiss these deranged requests out of hand. In... More
The quality of Chinese artisanship continues to astound. The above lid is carefully integrated into the curb, perhaps for reasons of feng shui or aesthetics, whilst the below manhole cover has a durable internal bamboo frame, ecologically sound as well as economical.
They should just make one with woods... More
Apparently, the other counter measure is to build a concrete curb holding them in place. It seems affective. At least until there's a huge sewer backup and they need access. .. Who am I kidding.. Do they... More
This 18-year-old girl is stylish and vivacious, amiably chatting to doctors and confidently able to wear a miniskirt, but a glance downwards reveals a right leg which looks as gnarled and thick as the trunk of a great oak, and which is in no state for walking upon.
>>I hope that girl suddenly becomes a millionaire- then I want her to slap her parents and rub it in there face & not give them a single cent.<< Actually, with that sort of parents you... More
google image search elephantiasis and Genitals... see what happens... More
A young lady of 23, born with no anus, has finally undergone surgery to correct the life threatening problem; in the course of the surgery 8 kilos of faecal material were removed from her bowels, quite astonishing considering her weight (whether before or after is not specified) is given as only 35kg, coupled with a diminutive stature of only 140cm.
holy shit..can't imagine a life without an anus. ... More
talk about shittin bricks! seriously though im surprised she was still alive after all that. All that poop backed up in there wouldve caused her immense pain from the various diseases she couldve gotten from... More
Ignore the story, it’s just about some AV expo in China where plenty of Japanese AV stars are in attendance.
What I thought really entertaining about this are the photos of the crowd. Some incredible expressions on display – every strain of wonder, amazement, yearning, and desperation evident.
Bought fifteen years ago, at the age of 21, from a slave trader for a mere $300 by a 50-year-old farmer, the procured wife’s existence was one on par with the animals with which she shared her outhouse accommodation, kept naked and shackled in filth all year round, freezing in winter and food for insects in summer.
Such is the pitiful tale related by a journalist who was tipped off as to the woman’s plight, and went to investigate.
A 12-year-old girl camping in the Hokkaido countryside got a rude awakening when a bear attacked her tent, though she soon beat it off and put it to flight with a good kick.
When I first read the title, I thought it was something else... "Bear beaten off by 12-year-old girl." Sounds like some new furry stuff or something. Time to lay off the hooch.... More
No loli for pedobear that day.... More
Having endured twelve years of snoring from her husband, a long suffering wife took it upon herself to put a stop to her sleepless nights by application of an axe; the man did not survive.
lol reminds me of that cowboy that shot a guy for snoring... More
OH, you don't understand. I've had a roommate who snores really loud for 2 months now and I'm starting to go crazy. Sleep deprivation is serious it really keeps you from thinking straight.When... More
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