
Since the inception of series reboot “Sailor Moon Crystal“, the Sailor Moon franchise has been pumping out more compelling merchandise than usual, with possibly the oddest one yet being women’s sanitary pads – perhaps not exactly being the ideal image for an anime…
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Dedicated onanists will surely approve of this latest onahole parody from Feel, curiously named the “Ona-Colle Volume 1“, not so subtly parodying the ever popular Kantai Collection in name at least – though ultimately bearing little resemblance to any of the game’s anthropomorphic ship-girls.
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The often terrifying commitment of otaku has been demonstrated yet again with the conclusion of a recent Yahoo auction, with a 35mm 4-frame film strip – a complimentary gift given to viewers of the “Love Live! The School Idol Movie” that debuted on July 18th – fetching an impressive 913,000 yen (some $7500).
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Stress relief has arrived in the form of A-One’s “Love Twin Asumi“, an onahole that boasts of its exterior twin similarity even while appearing quite different on the “inside” – perhaps a rather coy marketing ploy to try and sell two products at once that would have otherwise struggled on their own.
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The bespectacled Hanekawa Tsubasa of the Monogatari series has had her familiar eye-wear replicated and put up for sale by megane distributor Coolens, bound to be deftly snatched up by obsessed otaku and the visually impaired alike.
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Dedicated onanists may have yet another desirable onahole to add to their collections, as the “Hanjuku Succubus ~ Black Tsuyudaku Super Hard Type” supposedly boasts a wealth of sexual delights only the forbidden tenderness of a sultry succubus can offer – though user opinion may vary.
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A PV for the official OST of Kyoani’s recently concluded series Hibike Euphonium has given listeners a short sample of the wide assortment of music incorporated into the anime, giving fans something to listen to whilst they await some kind of movie or subsequent season.
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Premium Bandai have unveiled a new line of deodorant inspired by the multitude of muscular males from Kuroko no Basket – just the thing for sweaty fujoshi maidens…
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The latest onanistic creation from Enjoy Toys has arrived in the form of “Doubles ~ Mother and Daughter“, a 2-in-1 onahole that simulates a sexual encounter with a well-developed mother and her “shy daughter” – sure to earn the acclaim of buyers due to its cost-effectiveness (and perhaps quality as well), although nobody involved in its use or creation looks likely to have much insight into its verisimilitude.
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The devotions of a certain hardcore fan of RPG parody anime Danmachi has produced a captivating replica of the show’s “Hestia Knife”, the weapon of choice for main protagonist Bell and named after his beloved (and rampantly popular) goddess.
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The next hottest self-pleasure device from Ride Japan has sought to onanistically simulate the unsullied nether regions of a virgin maiden, boasting a “1mm” crevice for users to jam themselves into, bound to be a tight fit even for underendowed Japanese otaku.
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Japan has seen to the creation of yet another bizarre product as toy company Kitan Club offers some stylish pantsu for water bottles, to prevent the condensation-related moistness from soaking surfaces – sure to prove a match for coasters amongst those for whom the prospect of a house guest is a remote one.
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