Contribute your best melon puns and wordplay below, if you can bring yourself to.
- Anonymous commented on December 29, 2009 18:49
You're a bunch of morons! It's not melons, it's watermelons. Melons are smaller.... More
- Anonymous commented on April 22, 2009 15:30
Well, there must be a reason why fat can form so copiously around that area then, right? I mean otherwise breasts that aren't DFC would never exist! And no one can deny that breasts can... More