
The tale of a supermarket descending into mass hysteria and flight at the arrival of a black woman has lately been the subject of much discussion online.
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UNICEF is under fire for saying it will spending the donations it solicits on behalf of Japanese earthquake victims on anything it likes.
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UNICEF Japan figurehead and former gravure idol Agnes Chan has taken a break from campaigning for the rights of fictional children in order to visit “Somalia,” and is also gracious enough to show off her magnificently tasteless palace to the media.
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Just how Erika-chan’s sukumizu came to be in the possession of its current owner is something of a mystery.
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A 112-year man has taken a 17-year-old girl as his wife in a supposedly consenting Islamic marriage.
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Islamists, declaring brassieres to be “unIslamic,” have been searching women thought to be wearing them; those found with them have been stripped of the offending articles, and been flogged for good measure.
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Concern has mounted as hundreds of boys have been killed by tribal penis snipping gone awry; in the latest incident four children are suffering from gangrenous affliction of their penises after a botched circumcision, leaving two with severe penis rot.
One boy’s penis was so severely infected after the rite that his glans has already rotted off, while another is still receiving treatment for gangrene of his penis.
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South Africa has the disgraceful distinction of being the nation with the highest rates of sexual assault in the world, but a recent survey only serves to compound this: 27% of men asked freely admitted raping women or girls.
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A Kenyan woman who blackmailed her uncircumcised husband into becoming her obedient servant with threats to reveal that his penis was intact finally forced him under the knife when he became unruly.
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The Pope has told Africans not to bother with condoms, as they can’t help against Aids or HIV, and just make things worse. Instead he recommends abstinence and “spiritual awakening.”
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Current President of Zimbabwe Robert Mugabe recently celebrated his 85th birthday with a $250,000 (or a mere Z$24,249,003 after the currency was fixed for the umpteenth time) party funded by his supporters and a cake that weighed 85 kilograms.
Only days prior the President asked international donors for a birthday present of $2 billion.
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A Japanese producer of extreme pornography, Natural High, has embarked on a quest to save poor African orphans, by sending a porn star and a film crew to make “anthropological documentary” porn of the Japanese lady having sex with various tribesmen, with the proceeds earmarked for donation to the only aid organisation which would have anything to do with them.
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