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    Computer Research Society President posted an update in the group Group logo of SOS BrigadeSOS Brigade: 5 years, 5 months ago

    [1 hour later] Guys! This is serious! This is terrible! This is…Okay, I’m calm now. Now, Did I by any chance happen to mention what my plan to defeat you was? Because I have totally and completely forgotten about it. I mean that plan had a sweet 1 % chance of success that will absolutely revert to 0 % as soon as Asahina Mikuru turns up! If you know what my plan is, could you please remind me. Pretty please???

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      Kyon replied 5 years, 5 months ago

      Just wait… You want us to remind you of a plan you pretend to use againt us?!
      Oh my… It was really needed to use Mikuru’s breast to blackmail this guy?
      Being all time in front of a PC do make one dumber after all.

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      Azure Sky replied 5 years, 5 months ago

      Your secret plan was to…Update all our computer software with the latest mods! and then ”secretly” you’d hide a potentially deadly virus deep within the system so that as soon as we start up the computer while your gone, it’ll erase all of our hard work…*hide’s ultimate computer security program disk behind his back*

      (I’ll just install this puppy while he works on his ”secret plan” XD

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        Computer Research Society President replied 5 years, 5 months ago

        Thanks for reminding me about ”that”, I’ll start working on it right away!!!
        [He begins to slave away updating all the software in the SOS Brigade’s computers with a big smile on his face, unaware that he has already been defeated by them once more].

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          Yuki replied 5 years, 5 months ago

          Release that, and you will instantly die for erasing all the ero-ge CGs I worked hard for.

          ..not that I don’t have 17 backup drives for all our files, and the ability to make the software backfire on you.

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            Computer Research Society President replied 5 years, 5 months ago

            Release what Yuki San? [Geez, could it be she suspects I’m trying to infect all SOS Brigade’s computers with ”deadly viruses”? By the way how come these so called ”deadly Viruses” I put in their computers one day ago haven’t done anything at all yet? It’s not like they installed the ”Ultimate Computer Security Program Disk” in their computers without my knowledge right?]
            By the way are you saying that all that ”questionable” content I found in your computers belongs to you??? I couldn’t sleep at all thinking that it all belonged to Koizumi, I though he was finally about to transition from creepy weirdo to psychopathic murderer! I was even going to lay traps around my house just in case.
            However, if all that quality eroge actually belongs to you all I can say to you is that you have really good taste and I….lov….No!…. It’s too embarrassing to say!…[He proceeds to repeatedly bang his head against his newest Super Ultra 3DHD computer screen, loses consciousness next to a pool of his own blood].

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              Kyon replied 5 years, 5 months ago

              *Entering the room*

              Oh my.. Finally happened… Haruhi killed someone, right? Now we are all fucked for sure… Wait, Nagato, make him go back to life, you can do it? He’s dead, right?

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                Azure Sky replied 5 years, 5 months ago

                He’s not dead kyon, he’s just brooding…I think, and yes I’ve finally transitioned from weirdo to psycho…It didn’t happen as I thought it would…Damn lady and her oranges wouldn’t shut up! Screw this! I’m breaking into his heavily secured house!

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                  Computer Research Society President replied 5 years, 5 months ago

                  I’ve had a couple of rough days. The other day while I was laying unconscious next to my computer *ahem*…I mean, while I was peacefully asleep on my bed, someone tried to break into my home. The only reason both my humble abode and I avoided being trashed by whoever tried to penetrate my defenses was that my trusty home alarm system (which I installed shortly after the SOS Brigade caught me spying on them) alerted me and practically my entire neighborhood about the attempt on my life, (I’ve been jumping at shadows ever since) but now I have reason to believe my home alarm system is no longer enough to keep me safe. The worst part is that the person who tried to break into my home wasn’t caught by the private investigators I hired (I have a feeling those SOS people took my money but didn’t conduct anything resembling an investigation) .
                  But enough of that, it occurred to me that It has been a while since I tried infecting all SOS Brigade computers with a super virus, and the virus seems to have accomplished nothing in the way of crippling your communication systems and erasing all your files. So now that I’ve had some time to think about it, I have decided to acknowledge defeat, once again. Knowing the way the SOS Brigade does things, I already know you’ll impose some kind of punishment on me.
                  So, what will it be this time?

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                    Kyon replied 5 years, 5 months ago

                    Haruhi is the punsinher, but she’s like Halley’s Comet.

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                      Computer Research Society President replied 5 years, 5 months ago

                      Or perhaps she has decided to show me mercy Haruhi Suzumiya style. So instead of just coming out and saying ”I forgive you super handsome Computer Research Society President” like a normal person would, she is simply pretending not to care about my latest transgression and she’ll just let this whole incident blow over.
                      In other words she has already forgiven me!!! (I THINK).
                      I finally caught a break. Finally!!! (I shure hope so).


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