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Do no be alarmed, but Vertices is not my real name. I know, shocking. Allow me to explain.

Because I am commenting on the internet I don't want people that know me to know what sites I visit, frequent, or on which I participate. This way I can keep a wall erected around my personal life and private life, never letting the two mix like the red and blue liquid in those red-and-blue-liquid bombs that bombers use in those bomber movies about bombers.

Don't be alarmed about this either, but the truth is I'm not from Barbados. Nothing is what it seems these days, and you can't be too careful who might threaten you with violence on an online forum when you make them look stupid and they want to hunt you down and when they get to Barbados they won't find me there but will have spent a lot of money for nothing.

If you are still reading this there is something wrong with you or my stale internet browser text is making you wish for my sexual talents.