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This guy knows how to handle a trouble making refugee.

palmtop-tiger said:

>playing nigger noise in my car
>not Rage Against the Machine

True 90’s kid…

kanika said:

That's not what my weapons are used for.

B-but I already thought of a title for you! ;__; Mr. Squid Appalachian Bounty Hunter.

palmtop-tiger said:
Wish I had a dash cam, just put a cop in his place. Pig sat at a light after it turned green, layed the horn on him. Didn't use his turn signal after too.

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mascarpone said:

B-but I already thought of a title for you! ;__; Mr. Squid Appalachian Bounty Hunter.

I may live in what the federal government defines as Appalachia, but I’m not Appalachian nor a Bounty Hunter.

genosabre said:

Bodyguard?

Not for hire.

doctorkhanblog said:

I admire you squidman.

本当でゲソ？

mascarpone said:

Lemme guess, bounty hunter?

That’s not what my weapons are used for.

kanika said:

No. More risk, more reward.

Lemme guess, bounty hunter?

doctorkhanblog said:
I hope it's a similar field.

No. More risk, more reward.

Ted 2 – 2015

Some of the jokes were pretty funny and there were some nice celebrity cameos. It wasn't as good as the first Ted, though. 7/10

palmtop-tiger said:
Workplace violence isn't the answer, despite what ISIS says.

*bop* No, I’m talking a career change.

What if somebody shouts allahu snack bar?

Lousy day at work. Further cementing the idea in my head to move certain plans forward.

I’d be either be a genius inventor loli or a loli witch.

palmtop-tiger said:
Well if you want the cheapest combo, a Hi-point C9 and a Hi-point carbine share the same mags.

But getting a pistol caliber rifle is really limiting yourself. For a starter pistol, a Glock 19/17 will fill 90% of your needs while being the Honda Civic of handguns. If you want to up a notch, there's Sig's P229.

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hangedman-exe said:
I havent even started my taxes yet. And I still need to get the brakes+ oil change done on my truck.. Adulthood problems

Already filed my taxes and got my refund.
Since I did my own taxes does that make me a jew?

Also changed the oil in my car as it was the break in oil after rebuilding the engine.

A female friend you haven’t seen in a few years suddenly calls you asking to come over because she and her boyfriend messed up during S&M play and ended up cuffed to eachother in such a way that neither can use the key to unlock the cuffs. The boyfriend is stuck to your friend’s back, belly-to-back. They’re naked and your friend decided she would…[Read more]

palmtop-tiger said:

/pats

I-I’m not that cute…
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Giant robots!