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My job includes a lot of phone work. I get mistaken for a woman way too often. Everytime is happens I feel the need to check my penis is still there. Its very emasculating.

City was still beautiful and shouldn’t have been destroyed.

In other news, I am fucking tired. Can this work day end please.

Ninsheart said:
imo Mexicans should dislike (the) Spanish for fucking up their cool Aztec civilisation. Mexicans who identify with the Spanish language are cucks.

Tenochtitlan was a cool city. It was built on a lake and the fucking Spaniards destroyed it.

… and you wish she was pegging you.

The pic that Cheese quoted looks like someone bred an English chav with an American redneck.

palmtop-tiger said:

Well, more like her responses to them. There was one saying she was the reason transexuals are looked down on and sexualized.

Oh right, yeah she gets a that a bit. Then again anyone transsexual or otherwise gets hate if they post sexy pics on tumblr.

Where did you see hater comments? Eh, haters gonna hate, ain't got anything better to do.

Kitty Lynn, tumblr's dirtiest t-girl. http://kitty-lynn.tumblr.com/

*insert joke about my dick being the size of a semi-truck*

Aaaand now I have a semi.

I now need to see Artwork cosplay Bridget.

I suppose green… kinda suggests I’d be turned on by a dudes dick if I couldn’t see the dude though and that’s not true, has to be attached to a tranny or trap.

genosabre said:
Measured the distance Stefan?

Sadly no and I’m terrible at guesstimating.

pantsukudasai said:
Just aim it to your mouth and enjoy, we know you've done it before "by accident"

I scares me yet doesn’t surprise me that you remember that, Pantsu.

So I have a few days off work, which is nice. Makes me laugh when people at work ask what’ll be doing during my time off. I always reply “Not much really, haha.” which basically translates as staying in bed until the afternoon, masturbating, listening to music and playing video games.

Speaking of masturbating, had to engage cumshot cleanup…[Read more]

Please tell me you are aware those are the lyrics of NWA’s Fuck The Police.

FUCK THE POLICE COMIN’ STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND… I apologise, I recently watched Straight Outta Compton.

palmtop-tiger said:
This one's for Stefan.

Thanks.

donyea said:

No Traps.

ALL the traps.

Just witnessed a guy in the toilets at work run the tap for literally a second after taking a piss. Not sure he even had time to run his hands under the water. Dude, its obvious you didn’t wash your hands stop pretending or learn good hygeine.

I’m at work… I wish I wasn’t.