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Yeah, all they did was package everything into an automated push-button solution for the skiddies.

Great. So I forgot my wallet because I brought it in the house. Usually I leave it in the console, but I decided that was kind of a bad habit since I keep my spare key in the wallet.

So I get to the pizza joint where I got carryout, and realize my wallet isn't in the console. Ok, well, I keep $25 in the glove box in case I forget my wallet and…[Read more]

doctorkhanblog said:

Can I be your friend?

Only if that means everything stays pretty much just the way it is.

palmtop-tiger said:
Just like how guys don’t make friends with girls to just be friends. Fact: they want to get in their withpants.

And this is why I can never be friends with any girls despite preferring their company over men. Everyone just thinks I’m supposed to be trying to have sex with them.

Maybe I can find some gay guys to hang…[Read more]

dirtypair said:

Don't play the innocent, it doesn't fits you.

Believe it or not, I seriously have no clue what that stands for.

I can’t keep up with all these dang kids and their acronyms these days. Fortunately I have no lawn, so they can’t get on it.

palmtop-tiger said:

WPE

Windows Preinstallation Environments?

Wilted Pickle Enforcers?

Willing to Perform Enemas?

Wonking Pretentious Elephants?

Everybody’s Spartacus.

Exactly.

Having no clue what everyone is all strung out about around here and not knowing anyone well enough to care.

kudichan said:

Who else would get followed by that motley crue?

There's no accounting for some people's [s]questionable[/s] bad tastes.

kudichan said:

I'm too stoned to think of a witty response.

But not too witty to think of a stoned response.

kudichan said:

You only say that because you didn't see me lose my virginity.

I said anti, not retro.

kudichan said:

someone who usually portrays himself as so meek.

I thought you were talking about h-ero, but this have never described him at all.

pilu said:

Not much. Recently, I've been too busy with studying/partying to stalk anyone.

Well that’s an anticlimax if I’ve ever seen one.

People keep track of who the admins are around here?

Artwork said:
You brought your animu waifu’s to work?
GL m8.

Well, I already have a collection of Nendoroids on my desk and nobody has given me the business yet. Programmers get away with so much at the right companies.

When my 12lbs of protein powder breaks open in shipping. It was pouring out the corner of the shipping box.

Fortunately it still weighed about 12lbs, so only an ounce or two leaked out. Still, shit’s expensive; not crazy about dumping any of it out on the ground.

I’ve started hanging my wall scrolls up at work. Not too many strange looks so far, but then again I’m competing with a guy who has a few hundred pounds of tea and a fish tank in his desk space, so…

I am noticing that Wump (the 17lb twenty month old gray Maine Coon I brought home a couple months ago), despite seeming so “passive” is actually…[Read more]

Today started off as a pretty good work day. My credit score went up 49 points, I heard a power metal song sung by a chicken, and I haven’t had to tell any clients they’re stupid yet.

Let’s hope these next four hours live up to the first five.

When people I otherwise might have considered interesting or intelligent start talking about their sex life (past, current, or future theoretical). I'm pretty sure it is literally the most boring and off-putting subject anyone can attempt discuss with me. How do people think this crap qualifies as being worthy of the effort needed to communicate…[Read more]