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hangedman-exe said:
And can pick up drugs, dance, throw up, pass out for a second, wake up naked and confused. Then get robbed in the street. Pretty sure thats how Euros roll

Don’t have to drive to Prague for this.
To get all this I only have to walk 10 minutes.

doctorkhanblog said:
Your wife!

My what? I don't want to belittle your black brain, but I'm divorced since 2014.

palmtop-tiger said:
I want to sign up for this health coverage!

Idk if you have something like a "Praxiswoche" in the US.
It's common for 8th and 9th grades in Germany to try out the real working world for a week. So yes such stuff happend and isn't uncommon to get a better grade.

Have a day off tomorrow, so time for some pleasure.
SC, which of those 4 should I book?

Lea (18)

Jasmin ( 22)

Vanessa (18)

Helen (26)

^
Has somebody swiped the vowels from your keyboard?

kudichan said:
Yeah, I'm absolutely sure that an FBI agent who infiltrates suspicious groups will use his real name. He certainly won't use a pseudonym; that would just be silly.

I know but Mike German, come on

mascarpone said:
I think I read the Canadian and Japanese governments will pay you to have babies. Is that correct?

It's called Elterngeld in Germany (min € 300, or 67% of your monthly income) + child allowance.
Child allowance(Kindergeld):
1st and 2nd child – 190 Euro
3rd child – 196 Euro
4rd + child – 221 Euro

palmtop-tiger said:
Mike German, a former FBI agent who infiltrated far-right groups.

For real? I know that the guys at the bottom a little slow in the head, but with this name and no one was at least a little bit suspicious? No wonder the far right is a laughing stock.

Aldious – Dominator

Don’t tell me it’s a hoax, it was on the TV so it has to be true.

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Not only halved the IS the wages for his fighters last month, now they even cutted down the number of virgins from 72 to 43, and that are not even real virgins, but only by zodiac sign.

Source:…[Read more]

Why?
Look at it, you can even share it.
[img]http://www.gardkarlsen.com/Cambodia/Pig_nose_at_Cambodian_market.JPG[/img]

^
WORKING LICENSE!

A piece of paper that allows you to work in a special field, and to do stuff that normal people could also do but not allowed to do but for an insane price.
Also driving license, made mine with 18 and don’t have to renew it.
Even if I get blind I’m still allowed to drive.

There is no way back!

Speaking of pigs, has anyone ever used a pig nose as a onahole?

No, ’cause it’s the natural thing.

pantsukudasai said:
dont dispair dirty, your posts make far more sense than pantsu's

when you feel down ask yourself -what would pantsu post?- and then you'll see that you're not as low or retarded or gay as it could be ;)

I don't feel down nor I am in despair. Why should I? I'm the Alpha-German in this forum, yes Baumkuchen this is…[Read more]

PT lives in the past, ofc he knows what you wanted to post.
And once again my post mades no sences.