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pics 7-a, b and c = the shifty-eyed shoplifter look.

I never understood how the incest theme adds to porn. That’s how you make retardo babies.

Very uplifting

Future proctologists?

They need slots to insert money when you go to worship so it’s just like most mainstream religions.

How many people collapse from a seizure walking into the place just from all the colors?

“wondrous women show off massive bosoms that would likely make any actual female either jealous or irrationally disgusted.” ~ Yep. Pretty much how it goes. Unless they’re lesbian, bi or bi-curious. Then they might […]

One well aimed coronal mass ejection and it’s all gone. Back this up onto an external drive or something and lock it in a lead lined vault.

Yah, natural, but kinda unnatural, if you know what I mean. Some sort of hormonal fluke.

So “Black Gal” means spray tan? Okay.

13.gif – The guy is lucky he’s not at a 3 Doors Down concert.

No amount of mosquito bites on the chest are going to make me despise Spongbob any less.

sez the flat girl no boys like

I nice pair of titties always makes my day. Thanks for sharing them anonymous young lady.

Pic 17: Was going to speculate if the salt water of the ocean would kill the sperm, but then I remembered that it’s also call seamen, so likely no.

Robot eyes

Nope. I’m a barbarian with my huge barbarian penis.

She’s got little midget legs.

Pencil erasers. For those that can remember what pencils were.

Beauty is in the eye of the fapper.