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I like (real) boobs of all sizes but to me the shape, firmness and symmetry is more important than just having big tits. These are just freakish.

Does it come with coupons for a seeing eye dog, a white cane and black glasses for when you go blind?

The Lorena Bobbitt of mushrooms

Hey, who created Pong? An American. ‘Nuff said!

Nice body, but keep the knife and cleaver away from my slab of meat.

We’re not worthy!

Pic 7: Now she needs some ointment and a fine toothed comb.

Wasn’t complaining. Just an astute observation. I prefer either shaved or at least trimmed. I don’t go for the full-on genital jungle myself, also known as the crab condo.

She lives in the jungle yet is shaved?

Hopefully they keep the claws retracted whilst giving handjos. Although there’s likely a few dudes who like it with the claws.

Last pic = 3 brown eyes

Did she get that stupid plastic surgery to make her eyes wider? She looks scared in most of the pics like she’s being threatened by some guy off screen.

Remember in the movie Big where the guy was pitching the concept of the giant robot toy that turned into a skyscraper and Josh Baskin (Tom Hanks) says, “I don’t get it”? That’s this.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……………..

I just remembered that I need to buy some more milk.

It looks like he fell chest first onto a muskrat and crushed it.

“Top 20”? Didn’t even think there was that many out there that could even be called halfway decent. Maybe 10 or 12. I guess it all depends on your tastes, skills and expectations.

pics 7-a, b and c = the shifty-eyed shoplifter look.

I never understood how the incest theme adds to porn. That’s how you make retardo babies.

Very uplifting