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Was the card all sticky?

Is it any wonder the birth rates are way down and suicides are constantly on the rise in Japan?

I am counting on science to come up with a way to graft tentacles onto my body before I get too old to make propper use of them.

Not an “accident”. And after they shot it down they misled searchers by pretending to look for it themselves in the wrong place while secretly searching for the wreckage where they knew it to have actually crashed.

Airline Pilot over P.A. system: “And if everyone on the right side of the aircraft will look out of their windows and flip the bird. Thank you.”

They still have to “donate” to the Policeman’s Fund.

*cancels plans to visit Japan*

Meanwhile, on Senkaku, the goats are laughing. Their plan is coming to fruition.

It’s called Balls.

They’re just stocking up for the impending zombie war. If Japan remains unarmed they’re totally fucked.

Meanwhile, on the islands, the goats go about their business of grazing, indifferent to all the fuss and commotion. Their day will come.

Reminds me of the lightcycles from TRON.

Aren’t you glad you stood in line for 12 hours overnight in the freezing ass cold?

In the Ctrl+Alt+Del webcomic they called it the Pulsing Blue Dickpunch of Sadness.

So? Just make a case cover from asbestos. Problem solved!

Look at it this way. It’s a gaming console and a toaster! Slide them Pop Tarts right in there.

That dude just voided his warranty.

Okay, gif 4 just gave me a seizure.

Those sex dolls must be a big seller in China with there being like what, 1 young women for every 50 young men?

Wait ’til they discover that the fire exits are painted on as well.