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Reason why Tekken Movie suck

  1. I manage to check out Tekken movie myself

    The reason why the movie suck they screw Nina Williams and Anna Williams up the ass in the movie and I do mean they really get fuck in the ass in the movie, they made Marshall Law into a pussy,Raven got shot, they should of choose Jack Instead of Bryan Fury he fits the Android type character. The movie had good action but lack storytelling in the movie that I can see why people were so pissed off about this movie.

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  2. Myballz said:
    The reason why the movie suck they screw Nina Williams and Anna Williams up the ass in the movie and I do mean they really get fuck in the ass in the movie, they made Marshall Law into a pussy,Raven got shot, they should of choose Jack Instead of Bryan Fury he fits the Android type character. The movie had good action but lack storytelling in the movie that I can see why people were so pissed off about this movie.

    You make it sound like a porno.

    Also, your post is a ridiculous mess.

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  3. brningpyre said:

    You make it sound like a porno.

    Also, your post is a ridiculous mess.

    Only few scenes had sexual action.

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  4. Darn that looks fun, and the music is awesome. I gotta see this :o

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  5. You Know What should Happen?
    on your Way to this terrible Movie, You should get an Epiphany and say:

    Hey, Vicious is my Master. I Should Go Watch Warrior's Way Instead.

    Are you not Entertained?
    Finally the Asian Superstar gets the White Wimmen.

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  6. I seriously need to see that. o_o

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  7. You expected a Hollywood movie based on a video game, and a fighting one at that, to not suck?

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  8. palmtop-tiger said:
    You expected a Hollywood movie based on a video game, and a fighting one at that, to not suck?

    Disney's Prince of Persia wasn't that bad.

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  9. Vicious said:

    Are you not Entertained?
    Finally the Asian Superstar gets the White Wimmen.

    Red head looks attractive enough to be in this movie.

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  10. IT WAS BAD BECAUSE THE MISHIMA FAMILY MEMBERS DOESN'T HAVE THOSE POINTY HAIR!~ KAZUYA USED AXE INSTEAD OF HIS EWGF AND JIN LOOKED LIKE A SISSY BOY WHO KNOWS KUNG FU INSTEAD OF KARATE NOT TO MENTION HEIHACHI.

    This movie is a disappointment.

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    Nin

    You better believe Poyo. He's an expert.

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  12. Ninsheart said:
    You better believe Poyo. He's an expert.

    I'm not an expert. Let's just say "the big fan" is sad.

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  13. poyohebat said:
    IT WAS BAD BECAUSE THE MISHIMA FAMILY MEMBERS DOESN'T HAVE THOSE POINTY HAIR!~ KAZUYA USED AXE INSTEAD OF HIS EWGF AND JIN LOOKED LIKE A SISSY BOY WHO KNOWS KUNG FU INSTEAD OF KARATE NOT TO MENTION HEIHACHI.

    This movie is a disappointment.

    Story was horrible.

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  14. But my friends who never played tekken before said it was a good movie. I guess I was just too influenced by the game itself and never thought of non-tekken players perspective on the movie.

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  15. The movie is horrible because it was made by Americans. For whatever reason in hell Hollywood can't just stick to the script which isn't that hard. It's laid out for you, you basically have no work to do but no they want to change this and that putting in their own two cents. No true fan wants to see the bullshit you threw it all they want is for you to stick to the story laid out in game and make it with a real people. Then there is the character designs, it's not that hard with today's technology and makeup artist. Hell, cosplayers do a better job on a lower budget, recruit them!

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  16. "I liked it."

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  17. Myballz said:

    Only few scenes had sexual action.

    Everytime there's something sexual I'll give the money extra 30 minutes just in case something sexual happens again

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  18. This is why I stick to Bollywood and Shanghai films

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    WPE

    triumf said:
    This is why I stick to Bollywood and Shanghai films

    Same, except only Hitler and 9/11 documentaries

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  20. worstposterever said:

    Same, except only Hitler and 9/11 documentaries

    so you religious folks presisted on making sure you knew who hitler was and now you're all messed up in the head, huh? :P

    they has created zi monzter. :P

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