If you were to start a religion...

Started 5 years ago by Vespertine Aspergerian Nincompoop, currently has 62 posts - latest post is by Sylphin

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Vespertine Aspergerian Nincompoop

If I where to conjure up a religion I'd would make something called the Church of High Scores or something like that, where players must compete in the ways of ownage so they can earn life points. If they get 1000, they get a free replay of life after they die and a $10 giftcard at gamestop. If they die without reaching 10, their soul red-rings.

Anywhere in between and they end up in a twisted nirvana where they have to fight Adolf Hitler at Starcraft, Lee Harvey Oswald at Halo, and Jesus at Wii Bowling.

I'll make it into a coherent religion one day, just you watch me.

Posted 5 years ago #
Zetsumei
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Posted 5 years ago #
Kei-chan

antika said:
Haruhi looses 'cuz I look better in a rabbit costume.

So sorry.

Now we'll make Antikism the biggest religion evar! >:8

You can't just claim victory without a fight. You lose a turn. Don't make me recruit Mikuru, cause then you're fucked.
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*recruits Mikuru*

Posted 5 years ago #
Peter Barton

antika said:
Haruhi looses 'cuz I look better in a rabbit costume.

So sorry.

Now we'll make Antikism the biggest religion evar! >:8

Not as good as the original:

Posted 5 years ago #
Mistress Antika
Did I also forget to mention that I look better in a maid outfit than Mikuru does?

And I am a real red-head. Not a half-assed red-head like..yeah.
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Posted 5 years ago #
Kei-chan
antika said:
Did I also forget to mention that I look better in a maid outfit than Mikuru does?

And I am a real red-head. Not a half-assed red-head like..yeah.
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Posted 5 years ago #
Dark Mage
I say one worshiping the three goddesses from Tenchi Muyo or the Moriya shrine goddesses.
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Posted 5 years ago #
sumisumi

antika said:

(We got virgins! Cute virgins! Loli virgins!)

Make a choice. >:o

You've got my soul. ^_^

Posted 5 years ago #
MasterInfamous

You remind me of this song:

Posted 5 years ago #
zgriptsuroica

setsumei said:
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What is this pic from?

Posted 5 years ago #
Envoy Loves You

Already started one, sir.

Here

and

Beyond

Posted 5 years ago #
Misakite

antika said:
Did I also forget to mention that I look better in a maid outfit than Mikuru does?

And I am a real red-head. Not a half-assed red-head like..yeah.

At least she's hot and not someone claiming to be an easily found anime picture that she didn't draw.

Ugh, I hate religion. I think I'll stick with creating a lifestyle but not a religion.

Posted 5 years ago #
Krauser

I'd start a religion based on self stabbing, the more you stab yourself the holier you become. but before you join you have to send me all of your money, which i then use 1% of to buy knifes for the church and keep the rest for myself. Never shall i stab myself because then who would preach to my followers? besides, whats a good religion without an immense sense of hypocrisy?

Posted 5 years ago #
Envoy Loves You

Penance said:
I'd start a religion based on self stabbing, the more you stab yourself the holier you become. but before you join you have to send me all of your money, which i then use 1% of to buy knifes for the church and keep the rest for myself. Never shall i stab myself because then who would preach to my followers? besides, whats a good religion without an immense sense of hypocrisy?

Didn't know you were from Indonesia, sir:

Posted 5 years ago #
Fonzer

No hentai religion yet?

Posted 5 years ago #
Envoy Loves You

Fonzer said:
No hentai religion yet?

the-envoy said:
Already started one, sir.

Here

and

Beyond

Posted 5 years ago #
Vegio

I would never start a religion.
I would rather convince people that they can think with their own head, and that they don't have to believe anyone blindly.
It's fair to believe someone's words, when they do not put any restrain in your doing.

I'd try again buddhism from the origins, with the things like "don't do to others what you don't want to be done to yourself", which is of course taken from christian bible, but well, that really is the only thing you have to keep in mind upon deciding to do something.

Posted 5 years ago #
Krauser

the-envoy said:

Didn't know you were from Indonesia, sir:

Neither did I. hmm, i learn something new about myself every day.

Posted 5 years ago #
Envoy Loves You

I wonder what can induce one to a trance so that the Great Spirits can possesss them

Posted 5 years ago #
Krauser
the-envoy said:
I wonder what can induce one to a trance so that the Great Spirits can possesss them

If you're going to put something in your followers, be kind and use something natural.
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