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Funniest memory?

  1. Gantz_Playboy said:

    Well I should hope so.....be rather 'dodgy' if someone else was Master of My Cock! Why are you all about my Cock all the sudden? You swinging that too?? You are a deviant.

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  2. Well played!....but mine is still bigger.

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  3. Gantz_Playboy said:
    Well played!....but mine is still bigger.

    Yours is mearly a capon.

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  4. CC said:
    Guess you got a fetish for men who got nailed to a cross.

    But damn, that Song of Solomon.

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  5. My friend got Herpes.
    He laughed it off.
    It's not a miracle. It's pure stupidity.

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  6. Well, some comments are fun and I guess you all are not derailing the thread. Cool! Believe it or not I'm NOT in despair this time.

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  7. This one time me, my friends, and my family were at my house. We were playing Wii Sports(Tennis) with 4 people. Those 4 Being my friend, me team 1, my cousin, and my uncle team 2. The game was basically in a dead lock (Where you have to score 2 points in sequence to win) and I had messed up the previous turn. So Basically i thought I'd pull up one of my motivational lines.

    "Ok this is the last stand, where I have failed, you shall claim glory, if you fail, this game shall meet its end...........

    No Pressure! ^^ "

    Okay I didn't really say that, but the last line is true =D, we ended up laughing our asses off before we could continue on.

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  8. Archer112. said:

    Yours is mearly a capon.

    Only a true Sissy would know that word....and sides You Mom called she asked when I was going to bring your Capon back. Cause you weren't around....you were engaging in 'Loli-deviance'.

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  9. Gantz_Playboy said:

    Only a true Sissy would know that word....and sides You Mom called she asked when I was going to bring your Capon back. Cause you weren't around....you were engaging in 'Loli-deviance'.

    Thus, you are clearly a cretin.

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  10. Saw my first site of naked woman in person at the age of 6 when I walked in on my friends mom after her shower (she had the body and face of a 20 year old o.O) and havn't seen one since.

    Ah memories.

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  11. First time I kissed a girl. I was 4 or 5 she was 3 or 4... Also happened to be my cousin. There are still pictures of it too. Sadly I don't have a copy.

    But I think this will give you a good idea of what it looked like minus the cosplay.

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  12. maga said:
    First time I kissed a girl. I was 4 or 5 she was 3 or 4... Also happened to be my cousin. There are still pictures of it too. Sadly I don't have a copy.

    This seems to happen a lot.

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  13. Yakimaki said:
    Saw my first site of naked woman in person at the age of 6 when I walked in on my friends mom after her shower (she had the body and face of a 20 year old o.O) and havn't seen one since.

    Ah memories.

    >_. reminds me of malcolm in the middle (now if only I can remember anything about my life pre age 8

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  14. In elementary school when I REALLY had to go my dad would stand behind me so no one could see me peeing on the wall

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  15. pooooopy said:
    In elementary school when I REALLY had to go my dad would stand behind me so no one could see me peeing on the wall

    Would he look at you?

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  16. maga said:

    Would he look at you?

    0_0 ...no he did not (why did you ask me this?)

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  17. pooooopy said:

    0_0 ...no he did not (why did you ask me this?)

    Because I was curious...

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  18. maga said:

    Because I was curious...

    Their's a difference between creepy and curious

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  19. pooooopy said:

    Their's a difference between creepy and curious

    I'm a mixture of both. mainly curious though.

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  20. maga said:

    I'm a mixture of both. mainly curious though.

    aren't we all?

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