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  1. For some reason it has been an EXCELLENT night for news.

    A state lawmaker has resigned in Australia after admitting he surfed Sankaku and gambling sites at work. This is the FIFTH minister to resign from Keneally's government this year. His face clearly shows a man who faps at work.

    source: http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/australian-lawmaker-forced-to-resign-for-surfing-porn-sites-090110


    Woman caught embezzling from the bank. The SPERM bank. Before you get to excited she was stealing money from it. not cum.

    source: http://hamptonroads.com/2010/08/exevms-worker-stole-150k-falsified-sperm-donations

    An italian man after being dumped by a chick has decided to spend $18,000 to have a sex doll replica made of her.... but with bigger tits. The 50-year-old man put together a collection of photos of his ex and told Italian adult toymaker Diego Bortolin: "I want it just like her but with bigger boobs", Italy's Il Messaggero newspaper said.

    Mr Bortolin, who hasn't named the man, creates extremely realistic sex dolls at the factory behind his shop, named "Temptations" in English, in Treviso, Italy. Some guys can't move on.

    source: http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/man-replaces-ex-girlfriend-with-custom-made-sex-doll/story-e6frflri-1225912671577

    Another mother son molestation case has OH GOD NO! THAT'S DISGUSTING!
    I'm not finding a hentai pic of this.
    source: http://www.thenewstribune.com/2010/08/31/1322374/kirkland-woman-accused-of-sex.html


    That's not a handkerchief you're pulling out of my pocket. So don't hire a Harry Potter impersonator for your 12 year olds birthday party. it's not gonna turn out well. Yes there are still magicians who do kids parties and like all people in this line of work they are in it to try and score with little girls. Well after trying to get her to run away and hump him for a while he was asked to have a seat and now he's on Sankaku in a Tingle thread. My how the mighty sorcerer has fallen.
    source: http://www.ksbw.com/r/24827077/detail.html

    If you have ever dated someone you met on the internet for a long time before meeting them You gotta see this documentary. One for how to do it properly and two for how to make sure they are what you THINK they are. It's a laugh and a half.

    source: http://www.examiner.com/comedy-in-national/comedy-examiner-review-documentary-catfish-will-leave-you-stunned-shook-up-and-satisfied

    Chinese Tony Hawk fail? How would you like to play a game where Chinese people escape the mafia in a crowded Chinese Metroplois via rolling downhill on strollers and office chairs using Kung Fu? You wouldn't? Then you wouldn't like this stupid new vid for Plsystation Move.
    source: http://kotaku.com/5626924/kung-fu-rider-review-tony-hawk-suggestive-jam


    Check out this hot Bayonetta cosplay by a Street Fighter tournament champion. Sexy yes? now unzip your pants and start wanking. She's hot eh? Stroke it faster, look at those legs. okay? IT'S A TRAP! Ha! now I made you gay! Yeah it's a dude.

    Last night on Japanese television show Majotachi no 22ji (Witches' 10pm), Kayo revealed the truth about his sex. The program often shows women who look ten or twenty years younger.

    Kayo is a popular model in women's magazines and even appears in ads and in promotions. In the above picture, she cosplays as Bayonetta with the game's designer.

    Besides modeling, Kayo is also noted for his Street Fighter ability and has been hailed as one of the best (if not the best) Japanese players of the Street Fighter IV character Viper.

    source: http://kotaku.com/5627165/you-are-looking-at-three-dudes


    Juggallos mistake batman for Tila Tequila, throw crap at him.
    Odd cause they have another character who looks more like Tila if you go through the screens. God I want this.
    source: http://kotaku.com/5627537/batman-arkham-city-screen-shots//gallery/1

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  2. Okay those are just fucking awesome. Thx for not abandoning the kink tingle.

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  3. Sorrior said:
    Okay those are just fucking awesome. Thx for not abandoning the kink tingle.

    I was worried I might have to I saw the Milf club thread was locked. I totally understand why if Arte wants to get away from the whole pedo thing. The last thing you want is to be the new Anontalk:P

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  4. tingle said:

    I was worried I might have to I saw the Milf club thread was locked. I totally understand why if Arte wants to get away from the whole pedo thing. The last thing you want is to be the new Anontalk:P

    Well that would suck. One of the reasons i coem here is for all the pervy news and pervy people. Though i will admit that with the way some people are these days if not most even readinga rticles like that could give people the wrong idea. I swear we all like drak subjects or weird shit my mom LOVES watching operations on the medical channel. I like kinky sex stories.

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  5. Bravo Tingle! Good stuff! Some news here might be main page worthy.(^▽^)

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  6. Gotta love your titles tingle~

    interesting read nonetheless ^^

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  7. tingle said:
    A state lawmaker has resigned in Australia after admitting he surfed Sankaku and gambling sites at work.

    Thre isn't anything about sankaku - you know when you lie about /b/ stuff a loli dies ? think about it for a second >:(

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    WPE

    It's me. I'm the state lawmaker in the OP.

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  9. alex251 said:

    Thre isn't anything about sankaku - you know when you lie about /b/ stuff a loli dies ? think about it for a second >:(

    this isn't /b/ but it said porn and I figure this is a porn site. There are other porn sites?

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  10. tingle said:


    Check out this hot Bayonetta cosplay by a Street Fighter tournament champion. Sexy yes? now unzip your pants and start wanking. She's hot eh? Stroke it faster, look at those legs. okay? IT'S A TRAP! Ha! now I made you gay! Yeah it's a dude.

    I guessed it was a trap after looking at the hips, then I read what you wrote.

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  11. tingle said:

    this isn't /b/ but it said porn and I figure this is a porn site.

    lol, just say that to artefact :)

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  12. tingle said:


    Check out this hot Bayonetta cosplay by a Street Fighter tournament champion. Sexy yes? now unzip your pants and start wanking. She's hot eh? Stroke it faster, look at those legs. okay? IT'S A TRAP! Ha! now I made you gay! Yeah it's a dude.

    Still looks better than the official Bayonetta character if you ask me!

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  13. tingle said:

    this isn't /b/ but it said porn and I figure this is a porn site. There are other porn sites?

    /b/? Don't you mean /h/, /e/, /d/, /gif/, /s/, /u/, /y/, and rs.4chan.org?

    /e/ doesn't count. It's suppose to be borderline.

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  14. Whenever somebody shows me a pic of something that looks like a attractive girl and they ask me how does she looks I know that is a trap. . .

    Reading the other news and then just watching at this pic is really obvious that she is a trap

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  15. Peter Barton said:

    /b/? Don't you mean /h/, /e/, /d/, /gif/, /s/, /u/, /y/, and rs.4chan.org?

    /e/ doesn't count. It's suppose to be borderline.

    I never figured you lurk 4chan, Peter. I thought you were the innocent, pure type.

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  16. Satoko said:

    Still looks better than the official Bayonetta character if you ask me!

    agreed i'd suck her dick

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  17. tingle said:

    Woman caught embezzling from the bank. The SPERM bank. Before you get to excited she was stealing money from it. not cum.

    source: http://hamptonroads.com/2010/08/exevms-worker-stole-150k-falsified-sperm-donations

    lol, reminds me of this.

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  18. I want to fight Kayo. play strip fighter of course, you loose, take it off. That aside Juggalos would never attack batman, we love batman, Madrox even made a short song about it.

    "I wanna be, Batman, cause everybody really aint shit to me!"

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  19. Kayo is soooo cute :3

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  20. Penance said:
    I want to fight Kayo. play strip fighter of course, you loose, take it off. That aside Juggalos would never attack batman, we love batman, Madrox even made a short song about it.

    "I wanna be, Batman, cause everybody really aint shit to me!"

    Batman and Venom would make an awesome mix. Or batman and the modern Anti-Venom Eddie Brock.

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