Icy-nee-san said:
[r]Someone find that one awesome quote i made all those years ago on SankakuComplex, I went through 100 pages of Sancon trying to find it, but i cant :P
The article had something to do with lolis :P
Well, that narrows it down to almost half most the threads ever posted..
I'm still waiting for a long witty sentence complete with lots of big words at the most unexpected times which momentarily stuns everyone.
this is epic
just remembered this
giascle said:
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/forums/topic.php?id=647
Comment in question:
muteKi said:
TsubasaNoTenshi said:
Does it come with a loli inside?No, silly. Pedobear comes inside a loli.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.229266-What-is-this-I-dont-even-Mass-Effect-2#7940764
This :D
Thamous said:
I'm just going to pretend I never saw this.
Icyneesan said:
Human... I will show you true power... *Drops pants*
Thamous said:
You cannot resist this.
Icyneesan said:
I know you feel this... I am unstoppable...
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/09/03/loli-kudo-breast-choco-small-delicious/
"Disturbingly, they are now sold out."...
...
...
WHAT GOOD IS ALL THIS MONEY IF I CAN'T USE IT TO BUY CHOCOLATES SHAPED LIKE A LOLI'S BREASTS!?!
*cries in a corner and throws his $350 paycheck on the wall*
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...
...
*composes himself and writes an e-mail to his Japanese contact to find him some*
On that note, wouldn't it have been better if those were a little flatter..? Say "M&Ms" kind of flat...
Not really a comment request, but I once had a pretty awesome conversation on Omegle with a guy while I was roleplaying Captain Kirk from Star Trek.
You: Enterprise, this is Kirk. Respond, Enterprise.
Stranger: this is commander shepard from the normandy.
You: What are you doing aboard my ship?
Stranger: i'm on a mission. i need to recruit one of your crew members.
You: Oh? Did that mission entail boarding my ship and taking control of communications? What have you done to Uhura?
Stranger: I haven't done anything to any crew member. i was trying to get contact to your ship, but i didn't get an awnser, so i decided to enter the ship with my crew to check the situation out. And the situation is... horrible.
You: ...I knew there was something wrong. What happened up there?
Stranger: there are geth all over here. you must have made them very angry. what have you done? usually they don't take over ships like this one right here.
You: I'll explain our situation in greater detail once beamed up. Did Engineering also get attacked by these... Geth, these creatures I've never heard of before. Must be related to the Borg.
Stranger: The Borg? I don't think so. The Geth ususally don't cooperate with other people. The hate them.... but yes... your engineer also was attacked. since i entered the ship i didn't find any human. just hundreds of geth.
You: Wait, you found no humans? Not even a corpse?
Stranger: Not a single one. I guess the geth must have taken over the whole ship.
You: Are you the only one, no... only human aboard, or are you with others?
Stranger: i got two of my crew members with me. Jack and Jacob.
You: Good. I have several crewmembers down here on this planet. Would I be able to enlist your help to get us back onto the Enterprise?
Stranger: I think so. But first... is someone called mccoy among them? I must talk to him.
You: Wait, how do you know McCoy?
Stranger: he is the one i have to recruit for my mission. thats why i am here.
You: Hold on a second.
You: ("McCoy, out of chance... do you know of a creature called Geth?")
("Geth? T'hell is that? What's going on up on the Enterprise, Jim?")
("I'll explain, hold on.")
Stranger: (do you know mass effect? it's a video game. shepard is the figure in this game and the geth are also in this game)
You: (Haven't played it myself. >_>)
You: He doesn't know anything about these creatures. Regardless, we need to get beamed up immediately to deal with these invaders. We'll discuss these matters in person, Commander.
Stranger: alright, I'll do that
You: Take the holodeck down to Engineering, I'll give you further instructions when you reach the transporter.
Stranger: Damn, there are so much geths here. I must shoot my way down there. Jack... Jacob... go ahead.
Stranger: (was fun, got to go now.)
You: (Toodles!)
You: Alright. See you there, Kirk out.
Stranger: shepard, over.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ribbons said:
Wow, pretty lucky you met a fellow Star Trek fan on Omegle.
Is it really a trap if you enjoy it in the end? ;)
from http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/09/26/a-guide-to-trap-sex/
can't find the page on Electric mole forums but there was these post that went like this.
JUDY and MARY/Yuki Thread
Poster1: I once heard a rumor that Yuki once dated every member of JAM; Is that true?
Poster2: Well is it possible to date herself? Rumor debunked.
Don't think I'll be forgetting this for awhile.
House deserves recognition for his FFXIV cure.
Restyled and fixed typos;
Shortly after first beta test of FFXIV, the Square Enix Director......"It's going into dfib, charging pannels, gimme 1.50, CLEAR !"
*PIDZUU*"Not responding, I'm hitting it again CLEAR !"
*PIDZUU*"Don't die god damn it ! CLEAR !"
*PIDZU*"Sir ! I think It's already too late... time of death three fortyfi..."
*House enter's the room on a magic broom with floating surround system playing Metallica*:
"The series ain't dead yet, It's suffering from Chinacheapism and Copypasteriosis that's blocking the air in it's lungs and causing Overexpensivebullshititis.
The MRI also revealed an abnormal growth in the core gameplay, it's a rarefor of cancer called 8hoursaweekisgayerioma. Start the game on a 5mg Gooddecisions IV and inject it with .1cc of Imbecility cure"*Five minutes later on Sankaku News:*
"FFXIV Collector's Edition now includes lifesized dolls of selectable race and hug-pillow, also 8 hours a week limit removed and the possibility to import saved games from previous games for added immersion and continuity. Sales numbers reach 50 million in Japan on first weekend !"
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/09/23/final-fantasy-xiv-made-in-china-quality-goods/
"Yippikayey motherfucker."
"You better call Kenny Lodgins, cuz you're in the DANGGGEEERR ZONNNEE~!"
Yoshii-kun, that post was brilliant!
LuciferOniichan said:
Yoshii-kun, that post was brilliant!
Yeah, if only he was the first person to write it right?
all my comments are epic imho
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