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   Schrobby
   

   TAIPEI: A Taiwanese man out of luck in earthly love has married a goddess after she ordered him to do so in a dream, a report said today.

   The man, identified by his family name Lin, claimed the Lotus Fairy, a Taoist deity, started coming to him in his sleep after he went to her temple to seek her blessing following a series of failed relationships, said CTS TV.

   The goddess soon instructed Lin to marry her, and to comply the 40-year-old held a “wedding ceremony” in which a young woman holding a statue of the goddess stood in for the bride, the report said.

   Lin signed a wedding certificate and presented a ring to the goddess in the ceremony at her temple, which was decorated with red banners, according to the report.

   Since the wedding, Lin has moved the statue to his home in central Taiwan to worship her and claimed that his “wife” has protected him from both illnesses and accidents, it said.

   Source: AFP

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   Lilith
   

   Sigh, guess he read too much Kannagi?

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   Schrobby
   

   Maybe. ^_^

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   Krauser
   

   this just makes me wonder if he jacks off on the statue like oh so many otaku on a PVC figure. *sighs at the fetish facepalm*

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   pilandi
   

   Lilith said:
   Sigh, guess he read too much Kannagi?

   No kidding.
   Still its pretty funny. Whats he doing now? Waiting for the goddess to come out of her statue? (^_^)

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   Archer112
   

   Penance said:
   this just makes me wonder if he jacks off on the statue like oh so many otaku on a PVC figure. *sighs at the fetish facepalm*

   "It came to me in a dream, and I impregnated it in another dream"
   -Dr Farnsworth.
   *Quote may be perverted slightly to fit the topic*

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   Schrobby
   

   pilandi said:

   No kidding.
   Still its pretty funny. Whats he doing now? Waiting for the goddess to come out of her statue? (^_^)

   Maybe a love doll is cosplaying the goddess statue. ^_^

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   Panda Hero
   

   or a dakimakura ^^

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   Krauser
   

   Archer112 said:

   "It came to me in a dream, and I impregnated it in another dream"
   -Dr Farnsworth.
   *Quote may be perverted slightly to fit the topic*

   so long as it's perverted it's worth reading. well, sometimes. other times it boils down to "who the fuck would write this?"

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    Schrobby
    

    Archer112 said:

    "It came to me in a dream, and I impregnated it in another dream"
    -Dr Farnsworth.
    *Quote may be perverted slightly to fit the topic*

    Quite a wet dream the good doctor had there.

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    LotionExplosion
    

    Take pictures

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    Schrobby
    

    You'd want to see the guy doing his statue? ^_^

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    DirtyPair
    

    Maybe he is into objects, then he would be a blessed one.

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    Lucifer
    

    dirtypair said:
    Maybe he is into objects, then he would be a blessed one.

    That would be called an Agalmatophilia. This word can also be used to describe lovers of statues, dolls, mannequins. I guess the word would apply to me since I like this Saber Dollfie. :P

    But going by the op story, I would say the guy is a schizophrenic..

    

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    tingle
    

    Some of us like marrying dieties.

    In aincent Sumeria after Gilgamesh most kings were posthumously marrieds to Inanna (Eve) So as to have the authority to be the ptriarch of all her descendents.

    

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    Schrobby
    

    Well, an animu waifu is something different than trying to marry a goddess in RL. ^_^

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    DirtyPair
    

    How does he go out with his goodess?
    I can´t imagine to run around with a statue any day.

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    SaruDa
    

    LuciferOniichan said:

    But going by the op story, I would say the guy is a schizophrenic..

    I don't know a whole lot about schizophrenia, but why can't he just be a gullible man with a penchant for lucid dreams?

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