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   Artefact
   

   

   A BRAINY Japanese porn star is offering to have sex with the Chinese students — to apologise for her country's invasion of China.

   Raunchy Anri Suzuki has a doctorate in Sino-Japanese history and feels so bad about what her countrymen did in 1937 that she is offering to make up for it in the only way she knows how.

   The 24-year-old, from Tokyo, has made the naughty offer to Chinese students in her homeland after studying the Japanese invasion.

   She said: "We have to respect the lessons of history and although we cannot obliterate it we can try and make recompense.

   "I want to cure the wounds of China with my body, and I offer to do this by having sex with Chinese students in Japan.

   "I think it would be a symbolic compensation for them."

   http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3016575/Saying-sorry-to-China-with-sex.html

   And the real story?

   Completely fake - she says in a blog post that the story came to her attention via Taiwanese media and the only correct thing about it is her name and that she is an AV star.

   http://tawakedoumei-suzuki.blogspot.com/2010/06/blog-post.html

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   Posted 5 years ago #
2. 

   Tovansky
   

   damn. I almost said 'please invade my country and take a doctorate of my country's language.'

   Posted 5 years ago #
3. 

   Blank
   

   ... I'd have said yes, on the fucking spot xD

   Too bad though ^^

   Posted 5 years ago #
4. 

   ----
   

   Shit, I should have known it was BS.

   Posted 5 years ago #
5. 

   T-Joker
   

   It's Artefact who created the thread, why didnt post it in home page?

   Btw yes, it's normal to trade your country with her isnt it?

   Posted 5 years ago #
6. 

   Tovansky
   

   come to think of it, shit! my country was indeed invaded by japan on WWII and was occupied for a mere short time of 3.5 years. so she should apologize to me too and let me have sex with her. lol.

   Posted 5 years ago #
7. 

   Kortaku
   

   well what kind of AV model has a doctorate anyways? Much less in Sino-Japanese history...

   Posted 5 years ago #
8. 

   Artefact
   

   It was suggested I post it but basic fact checking quickly revealed its fakeness.

   Posted 5 years ago #
9. 

   Gatsby
   

   Maybe a gallery instead?

   Posted 5 years ago #
10. 

    PrinceHeir
    

    too good to be true :D

    Posted 5 years ago #
11. 

    uber phallas
    

    lol. Even if the japanese AVs want to have sex with those china chinese students they might choke to death laughing at their small penis.

    Posted 5 years ago #
12. 

    Mikorio
    

    Japanese people have smaller dicks than Chinese. Just sayin'

    LOL at obviously fake news.

    Posted 5 years ago #
13. 

    madmax
    

    Wounds of china? wounds of japan you mean.

    Posted 5 years ago #
14. 

    uber phallas
    

    Mikorio said:
    Japanese people have smaller dicks than Chinese. Just sayin'

    LOL at obviously fake news.

    Oopsy-daisy. You're right.

    Posted 5 years ago #
15. 

    Lilith
    

    Big in Japan?

    Posted 5 years ago #

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