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Touhou warning/road signs

  1. i ran into this when i was looking for more images and i knew a lot of use were looking for these. all we need now is for some kind person to translate them so that i can photoshop the english text onto them and we'll all be happy campers.

    as a secondary topic, lets have a "You know you play too much touhou when...", this should entertain us for a while

    You know you play too much touhou when...

    - Your life's ambition is to get abducted by Yukari.
    - You start taking count how many people you graze by at the mall.
    - Even the T-shirt you're wearing now is red-white.
    - You don't think you're fat, you just have a large hitbox.
    - You name your cat 'Chen'.
    - Your phone's ringtone is a Touhou boss theme.
    - You get turned on by the sight of perfectly clean-shaved armpits.
    - In winter, you look out for fairies.
    - You get fined for lost items at the local library... and you never borrowed their books.
    - You practice Kung Fu 12 hours a day at your front door.
    - You think the best solution for global warming is a 'Perfect Freeze'.
    - You can't go out in the sun without a parasol.
    - You realize you've read every item in this list.

    on yet another note, if any one has a complete image of Flan from the cover of touhou 6 i'd much appreceate it.

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  2. DHYohko said:

    You know you play too much touhou when...

    - Your life's ambition is to get abducted by Yukari.
    - You start taking count how many people you graze by at the mall.
    - Even the T-shirt you're wearing now is red-white.
    - You don't think you're fat, you just have a large hitbox.
    - You name your cat 'Chen'.
    - Your phone's ringtone is a Touhou boss theme.
    - You get turned on by the sight of perfectly clean-shaved armpits.
    - In winter, you look out for fairies.
    - You get fined for lost items at the local library... and you never borrowed their books.
    - You practice Kung Fu 12 hours a day at your front door.
    - You think the best solution for global warming is a 'Perfect Freeze'.
    - You can't go out in the sun without a parasol.
    - You realize you've read every item in this list.

    That was great. You came up with all of that?

    Ummm...I hope you don't mind. I came across a lot of new touhou images lately and I thought I'd share.

    I have a lot more. Probably a few thousand. I think I'll upload all of it for easy download sometime this week.

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  3. motaku96 said:

    That was great. You came up with all of that?

    Ummm...I hope you don't mind. I came across a lot of new touhou images lately and I thought I'd share.

    I have a lot more. Probably a few thousand. I think I'll upload all of it for easy download sometime this week.

    it' so easy to get thousands of them with bulk downloader, i have around 2k just of remi....tell me if you find the complete siloughet of this image by any chance

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    Kip

    DHYohko said:

    it' so easy to get thousands of them with bulk downloader, i have around 2k just of remi....tell me if you find the complete siloughet of this image by any chance

    Intriguing.

    That solo Sakuya image is gorgeous.

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  5. i didn't know she wore gloves....

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  6. DHYohko said:

    it' so easy to get thousands of them with bulk downloader, i have around 2k just of remi....tell me if you find the complete siloughet of this image by any chance

    I don't see it. Admittedly I didn't go through all the pictures. Would you accept a consolation prize?

    mature cirno for kip.

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    motaku96 said:

    mature cirno for kip.

    oAo;
    oAO;;;
    OAO;;;;;

    *Is dead now*

    I would like Motaku to give my eulogy-
    He was stunned by Cirno's greatest power: her mature beauty.

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  8. I have some of those warning signs on my door so when you knock you are forced to see them. I photoshopped them into English but since the originals are in Chinese I would need the danbooru link to the image with the translations to make more.

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    Kip

    Atma said:
    I have some of those warning signs on my door so when you knock you are forced to see them. I photoshopped them into English but since the originals are in Chinese I would need the danbooru link to the image with the translations to make more.

    Dead Kip said:

    Oh! I remember you showing me those in the IRC a short while back.
    I couldn't remember who had them...

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  10. I don't know If I have played long enough, but when I close my eyes I see bullet hell all over.

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  11. DHYohko said:
    i ran into this when i was looking for more images and i knew a lot of use were looking for these. all we need now is for some kind person to translate them so that i can photoshop the english text onto them and we'll all be happy campers.

    as a secondary topic, lets have a "You know you play too much touhou when...", this should entertain us for a while

    You know you play too much touhou when...

    - Your life's ambition is to get abducted by Yukari.
    - You start taking count how many people you graze by at the mall.
    - Even the T-shirt you're wearing now is red-white.
    - You don't think you're fat, you just have a large hitbox.
    - You name your cat 'Chen'.
    - Your phone's ringtone is a Touhou boss theme.
    - You get turned on by the sight of perfectly clean-shaved armpits.
    - In winter, you look out for fairies.
    - You get fined for lost items at the local library... and you never borrowed their books.
    - You practice Kung Fu 12 hours a day at your front door.
    - You think the best solution for global warming is a 'Perfect Freeze'.
    - You can't go out in the sun without a parasol.
    - You realize you've read every item in this list.

    on yet another note, if any one has a complete image of Flan from the cover of touhou 6 i'd much appreceate it.

    My... my cellphone ringtone is a Touhou boss theme...
    And now I must take count how many people I graze during the day...

    Why did you do this to me?!

    T_T

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    TsubasaNoTenshi said:
    I don't know If I have played long enough, but when I close my eyes I see bullet hell all over.

    Same here.

    Not just my ringtone, but every song on my phone is a touhou doujin, too.....

    I also think "YES!" if I manage to make it though a crowd without hitting them...

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  13. motaku96 said:

    'Perfect Freeze' ^

    *prays for Kip*

    Posted 6 years ago # Quote
  14. SUCCESS!! i have found the danbooru link and shall translate them into english as soon as i get back form my errands, thsi shall be a glorious day indeed i'ts just such a shame i don't see one for remi or flan....thats why i want flans siloughet......at least sakuya got one.....

    atanok said:

    My... my cellphone ringtone is a Touhou boss theme...
    And now I must take count how many people I graze during the day...

    Why did you do this to me?!

    T_T

    you where already doing it, just subcunciously

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  15. - You don't think you're fat, you just have a large hitbox.

    ROFL.

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    Kip

    motaku96 said:

    mature cirno for kip.

    Grar! I thought about that picture all night... T_T
    What have you done to me, Motaku?

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  17. Kip said:

    Grar! I thought about that picture all night... T_T
    What have you done to me, Motaku?

    working as intended

    and i finished the translations, some seem a bit off so if any one recomends a change say so

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  18. DHYohko said:

    working as intended

    and i finished the translations, some seem a bit off so if any one recomends a change say so

    actually the last one says

    be caution when you are counting inventory

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  19. Buga said:

    actually the last one says

    be caution when you are counting inventory

    so "Be cautious when taking inventory"? mm...a bit too long for a warnign sign.....

    and hers one i managed to make fro flan...i'm not sure if i shoudl stick with vampires or do something else.....any ideas?

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    DHYohko said:

    so "Be cautious when taking inventory"? mm...a bit too long for a warnign sign.....

    and hers one i managed to make fro flan...i'm not sure if i shoudl stick with vampires or do something else.....any ideas?

    Make one for Suika.

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