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An "Artefact" of the modern age: Who is he really?

  • Started 6 years ago by LunarSD, currently has 121 posts - latest post is by Diorte

  • Poll: Who is he really?
    An agent charged with spreading Japanese development into the West? : (11 votes)
    19 %
    A retired Nihon-jin English professor with a penchant for the visual medium? : (11 votes)
    19 %
    A journalistic AI programmed to distill the essence of Eastern culture into articles on SanCon for all eternity? : (15 votes)
    26 %
    Secretly, the Prime Minister of Japan? : (20 votes)
    35 %
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  1. Who is he really?

    A) An agent charged with spreading Japanese development into the West?

    B) A retired Nihon-jin English professor with a penchant for the visual medium?

    C) A journalistic AI programmed to distill the essence of Eastern culture into articles on SanCon for all eternity?

    D) Secretly, the Prime Minister of Japan?

    E) Fill in the blank.

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    Kip

    I'll bet you he hates these.

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  3. You could've made this into a poll.

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    Kip

    Grar! Can we go back?

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  5. Kip said:
    Grar! Can we go back?

    I am a time engineer.

    Poll should show now.

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    Kip

    LunarSD said:

    I am a time engineer.

    Poll should show now.

    Nooo! You need the "Other" option 5!

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  7. Kip said:
    I'll bet you he hates these.

    I'll bet he does too. What a cruel op in this thread :/

    I'll choose option E and say that he's actually the head of a leading Shimapan manufacturing business.

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    Kip

    But we don't have an option E, now do we?

    (I pick telepathic, floating triangle.)

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  9. Kip said:

    Nooo! You need the "Other" option 5!
    ...
    But we don't have an option E, now do we?

    IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOUR OPTION E! It was the wrong answer anyway, if you'd studied ahead of time you would know this! I hope you're not just winging this exam *glares* (¬_¬)

    Also, if they're all equally unlikely, then everyone would vote "other" option 5!

    Besides, "E - fill in the blank" is provided in first post.

    \|  ̄ヘ ̄|/ = { Thinking caps ON. Make sure everyone's cell phone is turned off, pencils are in hand, and eyes are on your paper and no one else's. }

    ø(._.<)

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  10. You better add an e to the poll soon or else you won't be able to edit your first post.

    I choose E because Artefact transcends imagination. It's physically and mentally impossible to find out what he is. He might as well be a god for all we know.

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    Kip

    But they're all good... just not quite what I'm looking for...
    I can't select any of them!
    oДo;;

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  12. Kip said:
    But they're all good... just not quite what I'm looking for...
    I can't select any of them!
    oДo;;

    I'm failing you in my class lol >_<

    All "Fill in the blanks" are supposed to show in the comments here, not the poll!

    And you've already handed in your answer of, let's see here what was it *shuffles papers*...

    "telepathic, floating triangle"

    O_o

    I hope you've been handing in your homework up to now. That makes up 50% of your grade, so you probably wont fail completely...

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  13. I picture Artefact as one of those monoliths SEELE speak through, only an orange triangle instead of a black monolith. It's funny that in the early days of SanCon Artefact spoke in the first person where as now he does not. Seems like something an AI would do as it learns.

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    Kip

    LunarSD said:

    I'm failing you in my class lol >_<

    All "Fill in the blanks" are supposed to show in the comments here, not the poll!

    And you've already handed in your answer of, let's see here what was it *shuffles papers*...

    "telepathic, floating triangle"

    O_o

    I hope you've been handing in your homework up to now. That makes up 50% of your grade, so you probably wont fail completely...

    This is why I need the "Other" option, so I can indicate I have an "Other" to share in the thread!

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    Palmtop Tiger said:
    I picture Artefact as one of those monoliths SEELE speak through, only an orange triangle instead of a black monolith. It's funny that in the early days of SanCon Artefact spoke in the first person where as now he does not. Seems like something an AI would do as it learns.

    That's called journalistic style.

    Thanks for calling my collegues robots.

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  16. Kip said:

    That's called journalistic style.

    Thanks for calling my collegues robots.

    Yeah I know its his growth as a blogger but Artefact still has a robotic side to him in that he isn't phased by much. He's a sarcastic guy and doesn't afraid of trolls.

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  17. Palmtop Tiger said:

    Yeah I know its his growth as a blogger but Artefact still has a robotic side to him in that he isn't phased by much. He's a sarcastic guy and doesn't afraid of trolls.

    That's a quality I respect in both people and robots.

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  18. Kip said:

    This is why I need the "Other" option, so I can indicate I have an "Other" to share in the thread!

    Next time I make a post like this I will remember that people want their "Other" choice in the Poll section too.

    You've done well and I've got the answer you wanted to hand in. Everything is going to be OK.

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  19. E) Artefact is actually a stay-at-home MILF who knits cosplay uniforms, researches anime culture in her ample spare time, and dreams of being a loli once again...

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  20. Uhhh.. can I "not" answer? D:

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