Who is he really?
A) An agent charged with spreading Japanese development into the West?
B) A retired Nihon-jin English professor with a penchant for the visual medium?
C) A journalistic AI programmed to distill the essence of Eastern culture into articles on SanCon for all eternity?
D) Secretly, the Prime Minister of Japan?
E) Fill in the blank.

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