Gantz_Playboy said:
We should just steal all their women and hide them in the Outback - they would be forced to go Gay and kill each other for being Islamo-Butt Pirates.
Incidentally, here's a funny bit told to me from my fellow expatriates who've lived in Dubai:
Apparently it's not a sin in the eyes of Allah if you sodomize a non-Muslim. Just make sure you don't get caught in public.
(One mutual acquaintance even confessed while drunk that he was actually proposed by a rich Arab one time. He didn't say whether he accepted, but he was hard up for money at that time, and we could conclude...)
It is very dangerous to be a pretty boy and non-Islamic in the land of the Prophet.